Kerry as sperm

[Mule]

Here we see John Freakin' Skary showing us his portrayal of the lead sperm in the last scene of Woody Allen's Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

[widebody911]

What's the difference between a Republican and a sperm?

The sperm has a 1/10000000 chance of becoming human.

[Mule]

I'm rubber you're glue. And that's a step up Thom.

[85eurocarrera]

I assume the odds go down if the sperm ends up in a Lib?

[RickM]

Originally posted by 85eurocarrera
I assume the odds go down if the sperm ends up in a Lib?

Especially where it enters the Lib.
I think Kerry is in the proper position.

[Mule]

Ask Clinton! I think he is the final athourity on implanting sperm in libs.

[speeder]

"All of my best kids wound up at the dry cleaners".

[dtw]

Originally posted by widebody911
What's the difference between a Republican and a sperm?

The sperm has a 1/10000000 chance of becoming human.

And less so with a Leftie...who will just mosey on over to the local clinic and get a Hoover job.

[Moneyguy1]

Approaching new lows every day.

[Mulholland]

Originally posted by Mule

I am pretty sure Kerry is symbolically representing a sperm entering a rectum...Good play to the gay vote, but unfortunately the symbolism would also suggest no possible conception.

Ironic aint it?

[Moses]

Looks like a space age colonoscopy to me. Ouch!

[speeder]

Originally posted by Mulholland
I am pretty sure Kerry is symbolically representing a sperm entering a rectum...Good play to the gay vote, but unfortunately the symbolism would also suggest no possible conception.

Ironic aint it?

Damn you, that's messed up. And now I've got the hick-ups.

[Moneyguy1]

Tell us again about the gentle nature of Jesus and how he preached tolerance?

Hypocracy: breakfast of chimpions....

[Icemaster]

Hey I heard Monica Lewinksy is stumping for the Republicans this year, said the Democrats left her with a bad taste in her her mouth.

[Moneyguy1]

In all seriousness..Can you imagine Monica actually not changing her name and disappearing from the human race for awhile?

Man, some folks just seem to have a problem defining what is something to brag about and what is to be "ashamed of", although that may not be the proper phrase.

Her and her former boss; neither really have owned up to the situation; him with the denial and her with the "hurt" that she thought the relationship was more than it was..

People are funny......

A wise man once said: "The only real crimes are the ones perpetrated by those who get caught".

[Mulholland]

Originally posted by speeder Damn you, that's messed up. And now I've got the hick-ups.

Yer a poet and didn't know it...

[island911]

Originally posted by Mule
Here we see John Freakin' Skary showing us his portrayal of the lead sperm in the last scene of Woody Allen's Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

LOL

[CamB]

Originally posted by Mulholland
I am pretty sure Kerry is symbolically representing a sperm entering a rectum...Good play to the gay vote, but unfortunately the symbolism would also suggest no possible conception.

Ironic aint it?

May also be playing to the "straight but adventurous" vote

[Mule]

And now that his campaign has realized what a buffon he looks like, thay are saying that he didn't know he was being photographed & the whole thing is a, (drum roll please) right wing smear campaign.

Lameness thy name is democrat!

[VINMAN]

Originally posted by CamB
May also be playing to the "straight but adventurous" vote

LMAO