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Borrowed money

-It is the month of June, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

-Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.
He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

-The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

-The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

-The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

-The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit..

-The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

-The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

-At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

-No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism .
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

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It truly is amazing how it's tough to post anything new here. Missed by about a week here.

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Yes, that's how it works. And better still, if everyone paid some sales tax (out of the small change in their pocket) the goverment would be able to spend as well.
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And the moral of the story is: Have a better hotel.
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Why? Higher classed hookers?
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No, if the hotel had a room the tourist liked, he'd have spent the $100 there, then you'd be the only place in town with any money!

(wife is in the hotel business, so it seemed aprospro too...)
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I'd like to know who this whore is...

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