In which we turn innocuous topics into political rants

[rcecale]

Nuke the gay whales for Allah!

Randy

[rcecale]

oops, wrong thread.

What I meant was, I voted FOR ziplocks, before I voted AGAINST them.

Randy

[dd74]

The theory is ziplocks will make their way into a larger mainstream if the incumbent wins. Ziplock condoms, boxers, and of course, in due time (Tabs), the ziplock buffet doggy bag - test market: Vegas. This is all to bring a certain control over the feared humpers, bumpers and gross imbibers of the world.

But I degress while I conversely...digress...

I've always thought of the typical pants pocket as a conspiracy of ultra left wing proportions. Why must nickels, dimes and quarters et al dribble (not drivel) from one's pocket into the nether regions of the car's interior where only the guy at the car wash can find it with his vacuum hose?

Socialist plot via our pants? Is this to bring the working class to our level, or drag our level monetarily to their own.

Regardless, I fear the worse for fashion and its religious stranglehold on our children's children...

[Seahawk]

I am new here, but you are all pedestrian and jejune...clearly American, just like the cheese.

[Hugh R]

And then I took the time to create the zip-lock

Al Gore

[djmcmath]

Nuke the gay whales for Allah? Hmm ... yeah, I think that earns the "funniest one-liner I've heard all day" prize.

But seriously, I think that engineered obsolescence is a left-wing plot to outsource all of our labor to Asia. Clearly, this administration, while posing as heavily conservative right-wingers is obviously a bunch of left-wing wackos, intent on ruining the Proud American Economy. Did you know that Bush went to lunch once with a guy who dated a girl who was a majority stockholder in Walmart, who imports most of their cheap goods from Asia? Did you know that Cheney used to date a girl who was once a managing partner for FrigidAire? Hmmm, didja? I'll bet you also didn't realize that all of the Al Quaeda operatives who flew planes into the WTC on 9/11 (all!!!) shopped repeatedly at Walmart!? The link is unbelievable!!! I bet you don't see this on the mainstream media!


Dan

[jm951]

It has come to the attention of the American Medical Society that there have been several unscrupulous plastic surgeons, who in their mad rush at medical capitalism, have installed ziplock bags instead of the proper breast implants. The implant recipient is totally unaware that she has been duped by the capitalist pig of a doctor. The only way to be sure if the implant is real is to have an expert like Bill Clinton do a feel test since the test will not be construed as "sexual activity" but a means to insure that the theiving doctor is brought to justice.

[Burnin' oil]

Originally posted by djmcmath
Nuke the gay whales for Allah? Hmm ... yeah, I think that earns the "funniest one-liner I've heard all day" prize.

But seriously, I think that engineered obsolescence is a left-wing plot to outsource all of our labor to Asia. Clearly, this administration, while posing as heavily conservative right-wingers is obviously a bunch of left-wing wackos, intent on ruining the Proud American Economy. Did you know that Bush went to lunch once with a guy who dated a girl who was a majority stockholder in Walmart, who imports most of their cheap goods from Asia? Did you know that Cheney used to date a girl who was once a managing partner for FrigidAire? Hmmm, didja? I'll bet you also didn't realize that all of the Al Quaeda operatives who flew planes into the WTC on 9/11 (all!!!) shopped repeatedly at Walmart!? The link is unbelievable!!! I bet you don't see this on the mainstream media!


Dan

This sounds too much like a techweenie post . . .

[MichiganMat]

Haaaalarious. Nothin' quite like whippin up some SPIN!