Warning
 

Warning
Date: August 12, 2004, 7:53 A.M. PST

Subject: News Update

This morning--from a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
Action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next.

It's getting ugly.

Re: Warning
 

Racism is always ugly.

Re: Warning
 

Holy crap...something has got to be done! How else are you gonna get around in Manhattan?

:D

Dateline- Najaf

Mullah Muckdar Al Sadr was wounded in an early moring raid. Aides to the Mullah state that the wound is only superficial, requiring only a bandaid, and that he will apply for a Purple Heart from American Marines later in the day. Al Sadr is rumored to be in secret negotiations to purchase a Swift Boat for use in the Euphrates against infidels on shore.