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Date: August 12, 2004, 7:53 A.M. PST Subject: News Update This morning--from a cave somewhere in Pakistan--Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military Action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next. It's getting ugly. |
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i want one of those...
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Dateline- Najaf
Mullah Muckdar Al Sadr was wounded in an early moring raid. Aides to the Mullah state that the wound is only superficial, requiring only a bandaid, and that he will apply for a Purple Heart from American Marines later in the day. Al Sadr is rumored to be in secret negotiations to purchase a Swift Boat for use in the Euphrates against infidels on shore.
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