NASCAR help needed.......

[speeder]

OK, guys, I'm going DEEP into Republican territory this weekend.

I will be out in Fontana @ California Speedway for the big NASCAR Labor Day race, in the pits w/ passes, etc. My friends are filming a movie there this weekend and it should be a lot of fun. I anticipate meeting most of the drivers, problem is that I don't follow stock car racing at all, (remember, I'm a Porsche owning Democrat), , I'm hoping that one of you rednecks can give me some pointers so that I can have a halfway intelligent conversation out there.

Thanks in advance!

[speeder]

Let me rephrase that; can one of you Republicans or Southerners help me out here? Come on, you know I love you all. (Y'all).

[cegerer]

"Porsche owning Democrat"

That sounds like such a contradiction to me ..... wouldn't you and the planet be happier if you were driving a Toyota Prius?

As for NASCAR: I'm pretty sure they run counterclockwise so if ya'll plan to run out on the track to protest something make sure to look right first ........

[jm951]

I'm a Porsche owning Republican who grew up virtually next door to the home of the World 600 and I still don't like Nastycar. The only advice I can give you is to look out if they try to turn right.

[dillinger]

Originally posted by speeder
I'm hoping that one of you rednecks can give me some pointers so that I can have a halfway intelligent conversation out there.

Thanks in advance! [/B]

Why don't you just go up to the biggest one you can find in the pit area and tell him he's a Nascar redneck. Your intelligent conversation will begin right there!

BTW, if your going down to the pits, wear long pants or they won't let you in. You know, gas and all.

Have a good race!

[project935]

"loose" means oversteer
"tight" means understeer

Research a little about "aero push" and restrictor plate racing/engines.

If you see DW (Daryl Waltrip) shake his hand and yell "Boogity, boogity, boogity!" with your best southern accent.

[jm951]

Be sure to put a "3" in your rear window with angel wings on it. Hope you like fired chicken and Budwieser.

[speeder]

Thanks! Just for those that don't know me too well, I'm just kidding about the "redneck" stuff. I would never disrespect anyone whether they were 1/2 my size or double. I'm looking forward to this, it should be a blast!

Pictures to follow.

[84porsche]

I am a Nascar fan but only because I appreciate racing and I only have a red neck when I am sunburned.

Nascar Driver Basics:

Jeff Gordon - Dupont Chevrolet
Jimmie Johnson - Lowes Chevrolet - Teammate of Jeff Gordon

Dale Earnhardt Jr. - Budweiser - He won last week just so you know.
Michael Waltrip - Teammate of Dale Jr.

Tony Stewart - Home Depot - Agressive Driver - has no problem hitting people or getting even.

[speeder]

Wow, so everyone is the son of some former NASCAR legend, huh? (Waltrip, Earnhart, Johnson, etc..).

[KevinP73]

Be sure to ask Jeff if Britney swallows!!

[bryanthompson]

I like all racing, even that crazy school-bus figure eight stuff... that's just hilarious. Anyway... if you get a chance, get a pic with Dale Jarrett (#88 UPS)!

[DonDavis]

Denis,

Michael Waltrip is Darrell's brother.

Honestly, you're going to have a blast! You will probably run into some crew members or drivers that own a Porsche or 2. Get a very close look at the cars. And have someone go over the technicals at the same time. Oh, and don't mention "cheating". It's only cheating if you get caught. If they bring it up, pry a little to see what kinds of things they do.

And if you get to meet Darrell Waltrip, he really is a great guy. You will be hard pressed to find another "celebrity" that's as down to earth or normal as he. Tell him you got a buddy from Bristol. I used to work at the track. His wife would write a payer on a slip of paper for Dale Earnhardt Sr for each race and the Waltrips always parked their RV next to the Earnhardts.

One last thing. I like you and your opinions (wrong as they are ) but try to leave the politics in your car. Just enjoy yourself. I think you will be surprised at just how large an event it is. You are very lucky and fans across the country would JUMP at the opportunity that you are going enjoy. Myself included.

Report back with pics and stories of Moonshine. Yes, I said Moonshine. If you are offered, take a small sip. There's some VERY good stuff out these days. Berry, Peach, Grape etc...

[id10t]

"Tell me, why can't y'all turn right?"

[KFC911]

Originally posted by speeder
Let me rephrase that; can one of you Republicans or Southerners help me out here? Come on, you know I love you all. (Y'all).

Just introduce yourself as "Bubba", and you're IN ! Seriously, I realize Nascar isn't for a lot of folks, but I bet you're going to have a blast this weekend... I took my girlfriend to the Richmond race a couple of years ago (she had no interest whatsoever beforehand), and she was hooked! Have fun, and everyone have a happy and safe weekend!!!

[mikester]

I dare you to wear a John Kerry shirt.

=-)

[DonDavis]

I recently met a woman in her mid-late 20's, attractive, vegan and lives in the SF Bay area that is a total NASCAR nut. Knew the driver names, race locations, etc.

All types from all corners. As contrast, I'm sure someone will re-post that pic of the living tribute to "3".

[Jason Porter]

Just so you know, Dale Earnhardt was probably one of the greatest drivers that ever lived. Me and my dad watched a race once when he drove through the grass at around 175 to pass someone for the when. Now, 2 questions could be asked here,

1. Why?

BECAUSE HE WAS THE MAN!!!!!!!!

2. How the hell'd he do that through a turn at those speeds on slicks?

BECAUSE HE WAS THE MAN!!!!!!!!

Have a great time, and check out the cars as much as possible. The American redneck "engineers" working on these things know there ***** like few others, and you'll be surprised at how diverse the intelligence range is while you're there.

BTW - I am a true blue trailer park redneck from a small tobacco town in North Carolina, and am still grieving the loss of Dale. You will never be forgotten my friend...

[jm951]

What town in NC Jason? I grew up near the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

[DonDavis]

I think we have many 'closet' NASCAR fans here.