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Another funny E-bay ad
Hi All,
I thought everyone would enjoy this;
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09-22-2004, 10:11 AM
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Cool pen, too bad about the microwave. I would imagine she needed a super air freshener with the gearshift knob. Pretty funny.
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This poor guy needed to relief some pressure:
Other items of note: 1. She sold her Volvo to her boss, and regardless of my warnings, she left the license plates on. $700+ later, I was in court trying to keep MY license from being suspended. 2. After the split, she declared bankruptcy, but failed to remove my name from credit cards she had opened. I love dealing with credit agencies. 3. Bought me this fabulous pen. 4. Lost contact with 2 of her best friends, who now are very close friends of mine. 5. Bought herself "implants" of the chest variety AFTER we split. Could not have done this while we were together. One bonus item denied. 6. Gave me the carrying case for this gorgeous pen. 7. Gained immesurable weight and was spotted by a reporter at an Old Country Buffet "after hours". Front window had been eaten away.
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OMG11i LET HER USE MY PEN TO SIGN THE TITLE OF THE VOLVO OVER TO ME!! SHE NEVER RETURNED IT TO ME!!
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that HAS to be the funniest ebay ad I have ever seen. I'm still LMOA!
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Good stuff!
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This is a good one, but the best I ever saw was the guy who was auctioning off a "good American ass-kicking". He ever said in the ad that "if I'm feeling particulary generous, I might even kick your wife's ass too." The auction got up to like twenty bucks before Ebay killed it. Hilarious, I still remember it like four years later.
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did ebay kill it, or did someone go for the "buy it now"??
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I remember that e-bay ad, it was hilarious...
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oh oh oh,,, my side hurts...
Thats some funny ****... especially to those of us collecting wives..
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Lmao! That was great.
 Any of you guys seen this one before? 
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"So she had this friend, who I will call "Laura", because that was her name..."
ROFL
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