Solution to economic problems:
 

Here's what we do:

Have the Federal govt. go bankrupt, Change the name slightly of the country, (we could be the "Together States of America", or something), and change the phone #s for all Federal agencies.

When someone calls for their money, (what is the total projected deficit now, $1 trillion?), we just say, "Hey, they owe us money too. If you find them, let us know, aight?" :D

EDIT: OK, this ain't original but I always thought it was funny. It was some black comedian a few years ago, can't remember who. :cool:

Its should be called

"The states that Dubya *****ed up"
"The United States of flip-flops"
"Fat People Land"

You should leave the comedy to proffessionals...or in other words don't go and quit your day job now ya hear!

Hey now, Tabs, I've never infringed on your turf by making incoherent and drunken delusional posts here, so lighten up, aight? :cool: