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Solution to economic problems:

Here's what we do:

Have the Federal govt. go bankrupt, Change the name slightly of the country, (we could be the "Together States of America", or something), and change the phone #s for all Federal agencies.

When someone calls for their money, (what is the total projected deficit now, $1 trillion?), we just say, "Hey, they owe us money too. If you find them, let us know, aight?"

EDIT: OK, this ain't original but I always thought it was funny. It was some black comedian a few years ago, can't remember who.

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Its should be called

"The states that Dubya *****ed up"
"The United States of flip-flops"
"Fat People Land"
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You should leave the comedy to proffessionals...or in other words don't go and quit your day job now ya hear!
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Hey now, Tabs, I've never infringed on your turf by making incoherent and drunken delusional posts here, so lighten up, aight?

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