The hammer. If you can't pound it back into operating condition, you can beat it to death.

Small Channel Locks.
Medium Channel Locks.
Big Channel Locks.

1. Leatherman or Swiss Army Knife
2. Duct Tape
3. WD40
4. Hilti Concrete Nail Driver
5. Plumb Bob
6. Sawzall
7. Stock 911SC Spark Plug Socket
8. John Muir's How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
9. My Brain
10. My Hands

The best one of all time.

BEER.....

If none of the above mentioned tools work, grab a BEER. You either forget about the orignal problem, find the answer at the bottom of the glass or bottle, or get drunk enough to attempt the repair with a little more creativeness.

Rubber mallet, you can hit stuff that isn't working right, but not break them since it's a rubber mallet, and not metal.

It SCARES me to think why you would want to know that!

#11 cold steel chisels

#12 oxy-acetylene torch

#13 PB blaster & WD-40

#14 starting fluid

#15 patience. (including beer)

I can't believe how many times this one has saved the day
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1097096249.jpg

Michael J Fox.

I can't believe no ones whipped out the obvious joke yet...

Thats because it is to obvious.

Better known in these here parts as the "hot wrench", gauranteed to get that stubborn bolt off (and possibly the metal around it) :D