Widebutty, you hit it on the head. You are "different" indeed.

Smoak, you need to look into the details. According to Big Mo these are not human women (women don't really get into muslim heaven). These are are beings called "houris." They are made from musk & their sole purpose is to pleasure men. The are re-generating virgins. So if you had one with twice the "mileage" of Jenna, she'd still be a virgin next time around.

I guess you can keep hanging out in front of your local high school again. ;)

With a shovel maybe, or a very big rock:)

Easy 'Daddy, you're going to get a visit from the guys w/the sunglasses on speaking into thier cuffs.

However, I wouldn't hit that. Too many other easy liberal skanks w/low morals (just pegged redundancy meter).

Someone alread got there with the uglystick

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