Virgin Shortage
 

Imam Ahl keel Yo Momma announced today that the volume of martyrs showing up in the seventh level of heaven has resulted in a shortage of virgins. This high volume has forced Allah to revise the long standing 72 virgins & 8 little boys offer for martyrs downward to 25 ex-hookers & 2 old queens. In a press release Allah went on to say that continued high volume may result in further downward adjustments.

Klanner,

You know I don't think 1 muslims believes they get 72 virgins. This was made up crap after 911 to begin the full out muslim smear campaign. Just like Mohammed Atta the religious freak, eat pork chops and went to strip bars?

Saying they get 72 virgins is as crazy as Jesus freaks saying only 144,000 of them will be saved and the rest of us screwed. Edited - Z-man.

You only post this to ridicule others.

Pinkie.

Osama Bin Ladin found him self at the pearly gates and George Washington came up and kicked him in the groiin. While he was down, Thomas Jefferson came up and wacked him in the head with a club. Then John Q. Adams came and gouged him in the eye. This went on for a while until Allah showed up and Osama looked at Allah and said "WTF?" Allah said, "I told you that you would be met by 72 Virginians, what did you think I said"

Pinkie, you show the depth of your willingness to not let fact get in the way of what you want to believe.

Fact and Mule go together as good as Dubya and complete sentences.

Re: Virgin Shortage
 

:DYes, but John Kerry has a PLAN for that.

He will twist Frances arm, until they give-up some of their un-used martyr-virgins for the cause.

Do I get dinged for the ones I claimed here on earth? Am I "in the hole" so to speak, or do I get new set when I get there?

New set, Thom. The scriptures are clear on this.

First read it myself in 1978. Guess the Neocons were planning ahead. Sinister.

Have you seen Emma lately? She's not aging as gracefull as one would hope.

Here's what I've requested from the local Mullah. I know it's a longshot, but what the heck.

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shortage???? more like a famine in the places i frequent.

I m not sure I would like to be stuck with 72 virgins complaining that I spent too much time in the garage, that I dont listen enough to them and that we dont see their mother enough.

LOL Serge - that's exactly why my wife tells me she knows I'll never have an affair - it would cut into my garage time.

Lynn said:
"Mule is just out fishing and trying to catch a big one. Careful--he may set the hook."

Correctamundo Lynn, that & get a laugh. The good news is that there is no shortage of mulletts on the left chomping at the bait.

Mullets are a republican thing...along with country music at the rallies, etc.

Democrats are definitely more stylish.

Here's a few stylish democrats (not at their best).


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Maybe I'm just different, but I'd hit that

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who the hell has time to teach 72 virgins the joy of sex?? Just give me 2 or 3 nymphos and we'll call it square!

I think the 72 virgins is a great idea, really. Question, which lucky Muslim gets the honor of offering up his daughter(s) as the chosen few being offered up for the Jenna Jamison love fest?