Window Seat Blues
 

LOL, not exactly something most people would want to see while airborne . . . .

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Ohhh Stewardess....I think something just fell off our airplane....do U think I can have annother Scotch.....aaaa double if you will....

"ladies and gentlemen. in our new program to alleviate boredom on our transcontinental flights, if I may direct your attention to the left side of the aircraft you will be able to see a live demonstration of the inner workings of our number two engine"

What do U mean it happens all the time and it's nothing to worry about? Or

You had me worried there for a minute

"at HalfAss Airlines, we put new meaning to the term 'in-flight maintenance' "

Where is Triple A when you need them?

I just knew I should have taken an aisle seat!

boy, I shure could use a Red Bull right about now!

Pilot on the intercom...Does anybody have any duct tape?

"Im falle einen Falles, klebt Uhu wirklich alles!"

top THAT! :D

Stay calm...what the fk do U mean stay calm...

What the fk do U mean there will be an extra charge for todays entertainment...

"ha! you think that's wild? you should've seen that poor sob mechanic trying to hang on during takeoff!"

Pilot to passengers...Is there a mechanic in the house?

Pilot to Co pilot....Hang on to the stick, while I go for help!

When does the movie start

just one less place for terrorists to hide

Osama will never kinow the difference....or I hope I still qualify to get my 72 virgins

"Attention Passengers, this is your captain speaking. If anyone has some extra rivets in their pockets, Please see a flight attendant immediately. Thank you"