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Window Seat Blues
LOL, not exactly something most people would want to see while airborne . . . .
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Ohhh Stewardess....I think something just fell off our airplane....do U think I can have annother Scotch.....aaaa double if you will....
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"ladies and gentlemen. in our new program to alleviate boredom on our transcontinental flights, if I may direct your attention to the left side of the aircraft you will be able to see a live demonstration of the inner workings of our number two engine"
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What do U mean it happens all the time and it's nothing to worry about? Or
You had me worried there for a minute
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"at HalfAss Airlines, we put new meaning to the term 'in-flight maintenance' "
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Where is Triple A when you need them?
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I just knew I should have taken an aisle seat!
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boy, I shure could use a Red Bull right about now!
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Pilot on the intercom...Does anybody have any duct tape?
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"Im falle einen Falles, klebt Uhu wirklich alles!"
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top THAT!
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Stay calm...what the fk do U mean stay calm...
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What the fk do U mean there will be an extra charge for todays entertainment...
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"ha! you think that's wild? you should've seen that poor sob mechanic trying to hang on during takeoff!"
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10-31-2004, 10:39 PM
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Pilot to passengers...Is there a mechanic in the house?
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Pilot to Co pilot....Hang on to the stick, while I go for help!
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10-31-2004, 10:42 PM
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When does the movie start
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just one less place for terrorists to hide
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Osama will never kinow the difference....or I hope I still qualify to get my 72 virgins
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"Attention Passengers, this is your captain speaking. If anyone has some extra rivets in their pockets, Please see a flight attendant immediately. Thank you"
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