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[widebody911]

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

-H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

[lendaddy]

Oh Thom, you funny

[928ram]

aHH, the Clinton years....

[Joeaksa]

Len.

He is completely correct!

Who else taught all of our young that oral sex is not really sex! After all, what is important is... what the defination of is, is?

Nice that we now have passed the "moron stage" and have moved on to having a man in the office we can respect! Thanks Thom!

Joe A

[cegerer]

Mencken: the original 'shock jock' you might say. I like these quotes better .....

"I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker,
but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them."

"Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages."

"Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself."

[Joeaksa]

> Watch and Learn
>
> George and Laura Bush, and Bill and Hillary Clinton,
> are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the
> station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and
> watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
>
> "How are the two of you going to travel on only one
> ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
> seeing.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
>
> They all board the train. George and Laura take
> their respective seats, but Bill and Hillary cram
> into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
> comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
> toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door
> opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
> ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>
> The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a
> clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a
> similar plan on the return trip. When they get to
> the station they see the Clinton's at the window
> buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their
> astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes
> don't buy any ticket at all.
>
> "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling
> without a ticket?" says Hillary.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.
>
> When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves
> into a toilet, and the Clinton's cram into another
> toilet just down the way.
>
> Shortly after the train is on its way, George W.
> leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in
> which the Clinton's are hiding. George W. knocks on
> their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> (And they are still trying to figure out how the
> Democrats lost that election.)