Is Porsche really for men with small...you know whats?

[chibone_914]

Used to have problems with condoms fitting way too tight until I discovered Saran Wrap............

[widebody911]

A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman,
knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back *****.

[Superman]

Man takes his kid to the zoo. While looking at the elephants the boy points at the bull elephant tallywacker (it must have been a nice warm day) and asks "Daddy, what's that?"

Dad replies "Well, that's the elephant's peepee."

Kid says "Yesterday Mom brought me here and when I asked her, she said "Oh, it's nothing."

Dad: "Well son, your mother is spoiled."

[vash]

my life's motto!

if you cant hit bottom, bang the ***** outta the sides.!!!!

[Steve 82SC]

My wife is a nurse in a urology office. As in any profession, they have their "trade" jokes. One of her favorites is....."What's the useless piece of skin attached to a man's penis? Answer....."the man."

Steve

[Joeaksa]

joe, if you have to aska, i probally cant help you, at least in this forum

Thanks darling, always looking for pointers! After living in Europe for 1/3rd of my life, not having any problems in that department!

Joe A

[rcecale]

It's not the size of the ship on the ocean, it's the ability to remain in port until all the passengers have gotten off.

Randy

[widebody911]

Originally posted by rcecale
It's not the size of the ship on the ocean, it's the ability to remain in port until all the passengers have gotten off.

I've heard it's not the discharge of the passengers that's important, but the length and itinerary of the voyage...

Sounds like your'e just ferrying passengers across the creek.

[john70t]

I've read(right or wrong?) most women have uteral "bumpstops" for most things over 8in. when "planted" with resolve.
Also that the vaginal nerves "felt" width much more than length so that image was more a social/pschological factor.

It's mostly psychological anyways. If you're not big enough then she's not tight enough. Either way....... float boat

[vash]

i have a very cute friend that told me she likes peckers on the smaller side. she says there is more you can do with them (?). i didnt pursue it any further from there. so you lil guys, let me know if you want me to hook you up. !

[project935]

You might say I have a long throw shifter ... just not on cold days.

[cantdrv55]

Shrinkage!

[rcecale]

Originally posted by widebody911
Sounds like your'e just ferrying passengers across the creek.

But it's a very wide creek...

Randy

[84porsche]

So the question is when you put in a short shift kit, are you upgrading or downgrading?

[project935]

Aye, there she ... er, I mean ... there's the rub!

[azasadny]

And you thought I was wearing a belt...

[M.D. Holloway]

after a few kids maybe the "slip" may be too big for the ship - solution? she has other other "slips"!

Any port in a storm!

[targa911S]

And that would be how you got your screen name?? Makes sense. I guess it's better than A**master.

[Adam]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77:
after a few kids maybe the "slip" may be too big for the ship - solution? she has other other "slips"!

Any port in a storm!

Originally posted by targa911S:
And that would be how you got your screen name?? Makes sense. I guess it's better than A**master.

LMFAO!!! That's the funniest thing I've read here all year!

[M.D. Holloway]

lube it or loose it...