Infidelity deterrent?

[Joeaksa]

"After 3 dates he couldn't tell me what color my eyes are!"........Oh!!!...All men ever do is stare at my t--s!! I'll show them!"

Had a lady in HR at my old company who was the nicest thing in the world. Smart, good personality and very cute. Unfortunately she bought off on her boyfriends wish for big boobs and got the operation.

She returned to work a week later and on Monday we always had a meeting of the weeks priority cases for the department heads. One of the guys there thought women were good only for one or two things and he had a problem that morning. He could not keep his eyes off of her new figure and was rather pointed about it.

After a hour of going through everything we were about to end the meeting, this woman stood up and turned to the jerk and said "Kurt, my eyes are here, and pointed to her head," turned around and waltzed out. Gutted him in front of everyone and it was the talk of the office for weeks. He deserved every bit of it and possibly more. For some reason his paperwork kept getting lost in HR until he left the company a year later...

JoeA

[asphaltgambler]

There are many aspects both physical and personal that attract me to a woman. Of course I'm not so shallow as to only completely gauge a womans' beauty by the size of her breasts........... the shape of her a-s is very important as well!!!

Seriously, I'm a man's man and make no appoligies to anyone on the fact that physically, I prefer a more shapely woman.

How 'bout this scenario: Do women think guys who get hair transplants, grow neatly trimmed moustaches/beards, go to the gym, use teeth whiteners, tan, color the gray out of their hair, loose that extra 10-15 lbs do it soley for health reasons??

[Mule]

As for the "my eyes are up here" comment, there's a girl in the local Hooters here who is about 5'10' & very shapely. My guess is that when the twins started to go south, she had them jacked up (in a big way). Her name tag, which for anyone unfamilliar, is worn on the strap of their tank tops says "Hi, I'm up here."

[cool_chick]

Originally posted by asphaltgambler
How 'bout this scenario: Do women think guys who get hair transplants, grow neatly trimmed moustaches/beards, go to the gym, use teeth whiteners, tan, color the gray out of their hair, loose that extra 10-15 lbs do it soley for health reasons??

I don't see any scalpel and anesthesia required for the above.

Woman do those same things...well kinda....we don't have facial hair and don't need fake hair.

Being the best you can be with what God gave you is very important, and in fact welcome.

The only decent comparison is, well, you know, implant in your "unit." Tell me, asphalt, would you be willing to do this for that shapely DD woman?

[asphaltgambler]

MY UNIT?? What the f---? Tell ya this....there isn't a man out there that wouldn't jump at the chance to 'enchance' his unit. Problem is there is no safe, approved operation that really does the job.

Doesn't matter what the current 'size' is it would be great to have it just a little bit better!! -Just like our P-cars and in my case, my BMW and motorcycles too!! It's a man thang!

[cool_chick]

So I take it to mean you wouldn't asphalt.....I figured as much.

And yes, there are safe and approved methods, just as safe and approved as sticking a bag of liquid in your chest, then having to have additional surgeries for the rest of your life to fix this bag of liquid, all the while losing sensitivity.

Put your money where your mouth is, put a scalpel down there hun.

[asphaltgambler]

Tsk...Tsk...Tsk..you are not reading my replies. I said any man would do it, including me. There have been a few methods in the past that have been tried but appearantly not w/o lots of complications. There is no current surgical male enhancement that works, at all, period.

You know that thing does a lot more than just hang out down there. Different deal altogther. Hey how in the H--l did we get on this topic?

[cool_chick]

Awwww, it's common...successful....

Here's info:

http://www.talksurgery.com/consumer/procedures/penile_enlargement.html

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by cool_chick
Awwww, it's common...successful....

Here's info:

http://www.talksurgery.com/consumer/procedures/penile_enlargement.html

Big deal, when they have a safe reliable reduction surgury, let me know

[cool_chick]

LOL Lendaddy!

love it!

[RickM]

Hmmm, I'm not thinking breast enlargment is and equal comparison.

"Lengthening procedures are performed under general anesthesia. Incisions are made at the root of the penis where it joins the pubic area. The penis is then released from its attachments (suspensory ligaments) to the pubic symphysis. The space is closed with local tissue. Skin from the penis and/or the pubic area is used to cover the new extended penis. Post-operative traction using weights reduces the chance of retraction and provide more natural shaft skin....
Many doctors will also recommend manual stretching at one week and a weight program, where post surgery, weights or another traction method are hung from your penis to sustain and increase the length. Weights are used at two weeks for a lengthening procedure only, or three weeks for fat autografts, and four to five weeks for derma fat grafts or flaps. Some patients maintain traction for up to 6 months after surgery, which will reduces the chance of retraction, stretch the shaft skin and in some cases results in further lengthening by stretching tissues which could not be cut at surgery. Scars may take many months to fade and soften."

[Joeaksa]

there isn't a man out there that wouldn't jump at the chance to 'enchance' his unit

Asp,

Sorry but again, please count me out of the above group. Mine works fine, has had no complaints and do not see the need to mess with "Mother Nature" ... Besides there are other parts of the body that coupled with a good session of foreplay that make looking like John Holmes un-necessary.

I have the same feeling that CC does with her chest. Works fine the way it is, aint gonna change a thing!

JoeA

[cool_chick]

AMEN JOE!

And no woman should feel the need to become "augmented" either.

Gross.

[911pcars]

".... Post-operative traction using weights...."

I wonder if anyone tried just the weights? :-)

Sherwood

[Joeaksa]

Sherwood,

Not sure how old you are but gravity works 24/7 and the price is right. One of the reasons why I like ladies "on the smaller side!"

Have not seen a dramatic increase on the male side but still hoping!

JoeA

[asphaltgambler]

Ok ... that's it!! -I'm calling in to Sue Johanson on the Oxygen network and have her settle this argument. I'll bet she'll give it 3 brickets from the hot tote bag!

[mattdavis11]

I just about peed in my pants reading this. I'm with Joe and lendaddy on this one. CC, there are plenty of shapely DD women out there I'd not get "enlarged" for. As a matter of fact, there are many that I'd not poke with asphalts' pecker.

[911pcars]

"Not sure how old you are but gravity works 24/7 and the price is right. One of the reasons why I like ladies "on the smaller side!"

Have not seen a dramatic increase on the male side but still hoping!"

JoeA,
Gravity has more of an effect on women than men. I've waited awhile (sans weights), and since gravity is the same for all, time is not a significant factor for men.

Sherwood

[asphaltgambler]

Hey.. hey...HEY!! -I DID NOT GIVE ANYONE PERMISSION TO USE MY UNIT!! THANK-YOU VERY MUCH!! -and in the future please ask before posting 'poking' obligations on my behalf.

Signed;
'Waiting for Sue's answer'
Livin' Large (in Va.)

[cool_chick]

Originally posted by mattdavis11
I just about peed in my pants reading this. I'm with Joe and lendaddy on this one. CC, there are plenty of shapely DD women out there I'd not get "enlarged" for.

I hear ya. And there are plenty of 9"-10" men that I wouldn't get my breasts enlarged for. So I guess we're all in agreement

But seriously, if that DD woman needs reduction surgery for her back, please, please encourage her that her health is more important than her boobs.