Comments to earthquake and bible is literal threads

[Victor]

Well, the next one is white too ('92 though) cup rims, aero mirrors, lowered inc. shocks and complete aftermarket exhaust. (Not just a x-pipe made of old soup tins).

Stay tuned.

[Victor]

Jesus died for you even if you don't believe it StuartJ. And he has a wonderful plan for your life.

There. Back on topic - feeling better?

[stuartj]

Go bomb a family planning clinic, you freak.

Yes, much better, thanks.

Stuart

[Victor]

Too funny. Jesus has a sense of humour too you know!

[stuartj]

Originally posted by Victor
Too funny. Jesus has a sense of humour too you know!

Sure does!

Q. What's this?



A. Prick of a way to spend Easter.

[Victor]

Oh


....dear.


One tsunami to Port Phillip Bay - comin' up!

[creaturecat]

is god finished "smoting" Indonesia yet? seems like he's decided to "smote" California for a week or two! Is "smoting" really random? Did you Californians do something "smoteable" Where will the next "smote" hit? Is there such a thing as "smote" insurance? I guess you guys have been smoting some really good S#@t!!!

[kang]

http://slate.msn.com/id/2112083/fr/ifr/

[Victor]

Kang,

Thanks for posting that brilliant link.

[stuartj]

Way to go, Kang.

Now listen all you impressionable young'uns. Whenever some well meaning do gooder tells you that this or that is god's will, that we cant possibly know the mind of god, that he sent his son to die for your sins, that we need to invade far off lands to save us from evildoers, that creationism is fact, that your Founding Fathers didnt really understnad seperation of church and state- fix 'em with a steely glare and say "You are a lunatic. You are an intellectually bankrupt, weak minded fool who cannot cope with the idea that we are carbon based life forms that crawled out of a swamp, and that when we die- thats it. The earth is not flat, the sun does not revolve around us and yes, Jemima, there really were dinosuars. Go away."

Nutbags=Zero tolerance.

stuart

[Victor]

StuartJ, If I can just pick you on the dinosaur issue? Aparently the BAC brigade (Bord Again Christians) beleive that dinosaurs DID exist. At the same tim as man. This is convenient further proof of the fact that the earth is 10,000 years (+-) old.

Aparently there is a fossilised human footprint inside a dinosaur footprint being hidden somewhere.

[stuartj]

Originally posted by Victor

Aparently there is a fossilised human footprint inside a dinosaur footprint being hidden somewhere.

Yes. I have it. Its under my bed. Like the black spandex pants, snakeskin boots and studded wristbands that also reside there, it is destined never to see the light of day.

stuart

[MikeSid]

"Dear God" - XTC

[Victor]

One day it will all come out. And when it does, I'll be there for ya with a Marshall full stack turned up to 11.

Go on - you know you want to....

[kang]

http://www.alternet.org/story/20666/

[stuartj]

Terrifying Kang.

The FBI says the rapture awaiting X-tians are a dangerous cult. Apparently no-one told the GOP. Conserrvatives rise up, and throw these maroons out.

[creaturecat]

come on all you religious "smote" fans - is California being "smoted"? How can you know Indonesia was"smoted" and not know about California? Who is next on the "smote" hit list? No takers? How brave - to use the old "smote" scare to further a religious agenda!

[red ufo]

I posted that thread about Jesus doing a 9.0 on his birthday and it freaked the Jesus freaks out. Apperantly God only does good things, the devil does the killing. I guess God was asleep on his birthday when the devil shook the Earth. He also was tired on 911 or playing golf with Elvis.

[mede8er]

Excuse me, Mr. LMiller sir, but Saddam was the devil that arose out of Iraq and George "Jesus" Bush saved the world......

I know this to be true 'cause Karl Rove told me so.........

[Victor]

Where in revelations does it state that the saviour will come in the form of a blithering idiot despised by millions?