Drinking: am I abnormal?

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Originally posted by Moses




In a short time she will be posing with your car parts on e-Bay.

Gawd I wish I said that....thats brilliant....

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Oh Wide sounds like you are bragging.....about your drinking ability....

I find that if you drink A LOT of water enough to slosh before you go to bed after Boozing....you really mitigate the hangover the next mornining...The Booze Dehydrates you....and thats what causes the hangover....

Here in the desert sometimes I wake up with a headache...it's usually because of dehydration...it's so dry up here that you don't even realize your losing water....after a bottle or 2 of water it usually goes away...and if it doesn't well a couple of shots of JD helps make the day go around......

Bookers 127....barrel proof...hmmmm, do like the stuff...McCalums has a barrel proof Scotch I'd like to try.....but instead of Wild Turkey 101, I prefer Old Weller 107......

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And speaking of Old Uncle Jack Daniels...I seem to be able to swill down alot more of the stuff than I used to, before the buzz sets in...I must be getting more tolerant to the stuff...do I have a problem....hehehehehe.......carefull boyz I know the answer to this one....lets see if all you lush lifers know?

[Sonic dB]

6-2? Geeze thats Amazon country

[asphaltgambler]

You only have a problem if the liquor store is closed!

[widebody911]

You're either saying she's a bowser, or that I'm such a loser I can't even hook up with a nerd chick?

She's actually attractive, and very outdoorsy - she grep up in Humboldt, so that should help explain a lot. She drives a Subaru Outback, but she swears she's not a lesbian; however, if she turned me down, she has to be a lesbian.

[TerryBPP]

The trick to interoffice dating is to stay friends with the victim. This takes some trickery on your part. I find that having opposite interests will usually make for a clean break. If she is the outdoorsy type, stay inside and watch movies. If she a house queen, go sky diving. This gives the woman something to think about. She knows that she will never be truly content with you but she can't resent you for it either. In a few weeks you can just tell her that you are 2 different people. Or if your lucky she'll break it off. Either way your in the clear.

[asphaltgambler]

Or if it turns out that your are her boss, just fire her when things git sloppy

[red ufo]

So what base did you get with her?

No reach around?

How does one sex talk with Perl?

"Yea baby, I'm gonna do you like a nestled for loop with a case select in G-spot, I got your return function right down here. I hacked your box and rewrote permissions to your pussy giving me admin rights down there. Now take this cookie."

[widebody911]

I got the modules downloaded and compiled, but I didn't have permissions to mount the drive and install. I tried installing in an alternate path, but that resulted in a sigsegv (invalid pointer, I guess)

I'm surprised as hell nobody has made a 'perl necklace' joke yet.

[juanbenae]

report back when you've knocked the bottom out of her.

[COLDBASS]

Originally posted by widebody911
She's about 6'2", slender, athletic, lightly but perkily racked, dirty blonde hair (and aparently that's her true hair color ), and she knows perl better than I do. However, it looks like I've been put on the 'friends' ladder

I'm kicking my own ass for not taking the digicam to the party.

Just her your Porsche, that should instantly elevate you to OB status....