Funny eBay Ad - An Honest Seller Found

[Peter T.]

Check this out - an honest Aussie eBay seller:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4506535663

The description and additional information is hilarious!

I particularly like:

quote:
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I ALREADY FEEL LIKE A LOW-LIFE BASTARD FOR PALMING THIS BROWN AND YELLOW TURD ONTO SOME POOR PRICK,
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[Rufblackbird]

WOW....47k views... and the wife is going on ebay next? This was hilarious!

[azasadny]

Very funny!!! Thanks for sharing!

[djmcmath]

"THERE IS EVERY CHANCE YOU WILL BREAK DOWN ON THE WAY HOME AND DIE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOD FORSAKEN TOWN CALLED TARAGO." lmao!!

[audi2.7t]

next one... http://cgi1.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemWithCategory&item=7937098143

[UconnTim97]

He actually sold the truck....lol


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4508558383

[cstreit]

My fav: The buyer questions:


Q: Hi. How much much would the postage be to send it to the UK? Can you send it airmail? Cheers answered on: Nov-28-04
A: I can smash the POS into small pieces and send a little bit to you in an envelope every day if ya like. Where in the UK are ya? I'd gladly swap the old...more




Q: You indicted that the wifey was going next how many KM, original paint? any modifications, other than factory authorized, applied. answered on: Nov-28-04
A: Same condition as the ute I'm afraid mate. Done to many miles, springs have sagged, too old and, although never abused, she has certainly been well used...more




Q: What sort of person is Tony the fella that sold you the car? Surely he needs a kickin' as much as the car does? answered on: Nov-28-04
A: I insisted on buying the thing off him against his very best protestations - but after a carton of piss he became weak and gave in. (Is that where the...more




Q: I'm deeply uninterested in the truck. I have a motorcycle that makes your truck look like a ferrari. However i Was wondering if the wife was going up...more answered on: Nov-28-04
A: Off switch? I'd just be happy with a volume knob. mate, this one doesn't talk in her sleep, she nags!




Q: burn that heap of junk it's a **** box it's ****ed answered on: Nov-27-04
A: Tammy - Now that's no way for a lady to speak - shame on you. You are a disgusting potty mouth and I don't want to see that sort of fuggin language used...more

[onewhippedpuppy]

I haven't laughed like that in a long time, thanks!

[Shaun @ Tru6]

I couldn't stop laughing at this Q & A:

Q: All jokes aside. Can you please tell me what requires work doing to it to get it reliable. I want it for my son perhaps. Answered on Nov-27-04

A: PLEASE EVERYONE READ THIS!!Jaysus H Christ, you're a top bloke Nails. Buying this POS for your son; what are you gunna give him for his birthday - cancer? Did you read the ad? I'm not joking and I'm not a mechanic, but let's paint the picture. It's 20 years old, it's been flogged hard all its life, it has over 510,000 on the clock. I've kicked the crap out of it. I dunno about you, but it looks like a no brainer to me. When I bought it off Tony, he had never had a problem. I've replaced battery, clutch master cylinder, gas convertor, radiator and now a coolant hose has **** itself. I think a new engine, transmission, interior, suspension, body and every bloody thing else and it'll be like a new car. Please lets get fair dinkum, I started the auction at one lousy dollar and it has 10 months rego. Do the sums. If you want reliable spend the money up front. In the unlikely event that you're still keen, you're welcome to have a look before you bid - Jonesy - 0408 695070