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Angry Woman has breast reduction to test.....

..................her husbands (of 8yrs) ...love for her. This AM while riding in a woman called in to Howards radio show to complain the fact that her husband had left her after she had breast reduction surgery.

Seems that she was normal average body size but sported a 'G' cup. She stated that she was sure that her husband was only 'in love with her breasts'. So she was "testing" his love and devotion by reducing from a 'G' to a...... (get this)...an 'A' !!

There was no medical reason given and she did not discuss this with him until the very night before the surgery. He was so pissed that he refused to drive her to the hospital the next day. She also went on to say that he had been faithfull and good to her through-out their time together.


He has since divorced her and the sad part is that she STILL will get half of all the assets and probably alimony.

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There are obviously bigger issues in this marriage than the size of the guns.

Then again, guests on the HS Show are not representative examples of balanced people.
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I think you're missing the point. She was TESTING his love after 8 yrs by having this done??
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Women with a 'G' cup are never hot. It very rare to find a hottie with a natural 'D' cup. She was probably a pig and sounded annoying on the show anyway.
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I think you're missing the point. She was TESTING his love after 8 yrs by having this done??
OK. Then I change my answer. There's obvious problem in this marriage if she feels the need to *test* his love, at all. Esp after 8 years.

If my wife decided to up and get major surgery without telling me till the night before, I'd be pissed. I didn't hear the segment, so I can't say if this bimbo had kids or anything, but if you are planning surgery you should plan for if it doesn't turn out as expected. I don't know if divorce is the appropriate solution, but having a major organ (or 2 ) removed without prior notice and almost on a whim is grounds for serious reconsideration.

From my desk chair perspective, she was only treating what she thought was a symptom of their problems. If they were really together 8 years, you have to think there was something more that kept them together. A big rack will get you in the door, it won't necessarily keep you there.
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EXACTLY!!
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Re: Woman has breast reduction to test.....

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He has since divorced her and the sad part is that she STILL will get half of all the assets and probably alimony.
sounds like the doctor got half her assets
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Most insurance co's will pay for reduction if it can be proved medically neccesary. Hope she's happy now. I work out and I have "A" cups!!

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Why does this remind me of the Fiddler on the Roof song, "Do you love me?"
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