Runner-up for 'dumbest auction ever'
 

<i>"This will not be a “Jared/Subway” (sorry, Jared) situation where I lose the weight and you’ll say: “Wow, still not a lot goin’ on there, huh?” I have the potential to be Jennifer Garner-hot, ..... "</i> Yeah, right. :rolleyes:

Let's summarize this into a personal ad:

Dumb female fat-ass with no self-motivation seeks committed financial partner to pay tons of money to watch as history repeats itself and she continues to gain weight. Interests include: blue typefaces, GPS, renting body for salt collection and fold spelunking, Jared from Subway, and fluffy puppys. Message box 3465 for pictures of Jennifer Garner.

I think it's quite innovative on her part...and hey for $10.50 what else will she do? lol

Whoo hoo! Right now I am the high bidder. I figure putting her on a daily regimine of cleaning my house and car, not to mention if she is really hot, my sex slave, should work a few calories off of her!

Interesting that the photos on the radio site are not anything like the one on Ebay...

Some idiot will bid this up way high... at least its entertaining!

JoeA

I like the recent ebay auction for a snowball created from real snow in Texas.

The last bid, according to the newspaper article, was $200.

I really don't want to search for the ebay link.

Sherwood

Well... I just emailed her telling her "our marketing VP requested a 'before' picture of her in the buff in order to determine suitability for our product line."

Stay tuned!

:eek:

We should buy her and make her our own OT cheerleader :D She might turn out to be a hottie, and this is some dumb sociology experiment. Okay, i'm a dreamer...

You know what happens then you introduce a girl to this mix?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=191353&highlight=coolch ick
:D :D :D

I couldn't find her on the website, anyone have a link?

Not for long, Kurt. I'm going to snipe this auction at the last minute. I've got the perfect exercise routine for the little heifer. She'll be scrubbing cosmoline out of my wheelwells. "Make it shine, baby."

Jul ('jul2120') used to be 'dan2120' : http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ReturnUserIdHistory&requested=jul212 0

hmmmm.... the self-absorbed verbage does read rather queen-like :)

time for eBay chicken ! !

Ewwwwww.... Kurt bid on a guy...

Probably get more work out of him than a fat chick anyway.

ROFLMAO

Dear jul2120,

My marketing VP asks if you have a "before" picture to determine suitability for our products. Thanks and best wishes.

Her: "Here you go! What type of company do you work for?"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1105146890.jpg

She ain't that bad looking in those pictures, although I'm willing to bet it isn't really her.

She sounds like she's got some "fatal attraction" issues going on or something. . . Very weird.

Sorry, that ain't "Jennifer Garner hot" - now or later :rolleyes: