Wayne has GOT to use that in his next PP magazine ad! Best post of the decade! :D :D

Eat more Raisin Bran... no more flush issues.

I too share the toilet flush problem.

Here in our apartment complex (CA) we have a routine of flushing the toilet once prior to using to make sure there is no blockage, then doing the 'dump' and praying for a smooth 'process', and a follow-up flush to make sure it goes as far down the pipe as possible. So much for saving water!

This blockage problem occurs in all three bathrooms and with all members of the family and visitors. Pretty embarrassing to go to someones house and take a dump then have to ask for a plunger!!!!

In Hong Kong we had trouble with the toilets in our house and when we called a plumber who serviced the house, we asked him why this was occurring. He nonchalantly explained that all the Westerners had this problem because they had such big and hard dumps. I had to LOL for minutes after.

Too funny a thread :D

I couldn't see the photoshop before. That is soooooo funny. I wish I'd had the tools to do that...

LOL I swear to god I fell out of my chair on reading that. My sides hurt from laughing so much:D :D

Hey do you think that line about "polishing my 'head' will make it flow faster" will go over well with the girls??:D :D

no wonder red-ufo got banned....making sexual conversation about polishing heads. Tsk Tsk:D :p