I agree 100%!!!
If I have a "next one" she will definitely be very financially secure, have rock hard abs (or close to it! ha) and her plastic surgeon's number in her cell phone....probably her shrink's number too! ha

From my Grandad - "Whether you're rich or poor, it's nice to have money."

Tevya (Fiddler on the roof) - "It's no shame to be poor, but it's no great honor either."

"Always live within your means. Even if you have to borrow to do so."

"All money ever buys you is options" Friend's dad, c. 1988

My Grandfather liked to know where a person stood. His advice to me: "*****, stand or stampede, pick one. Folks like to know what they're dealing with. Make a choice and move on."
I miss his candor.

The way to judge any situatuation.
"It won't matter a hundred years from now". DAD

Alan Poh
'77 Carrera 3.0

I will never forget my dear departed grandfather. He would put his hand on my shoulder and say, "Son, never...No...Always..." I don't remember exactly. It's been a long time.

By a lawyer:
"How much justice can you afford."

Alan Poh
'77 Carrera 3.0

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken

"don't let your ***** run your life"...Mr. Lucky from the movie DC Cab

"Don't be a ballsack"

"George Owell was an optimist"...not going to say who said it, because I'm having a senior moment and can't remember...:)

From Dad: "No matter what you're going to do...DO - IT - RIGHT !"

Peek or Peak?

Wish I had heard that one about 2 months ago :(

Humorous:
"If it f*cks, floats, or flies it's for certain cheaper to rent than to buy"

Best for real: "Belive none of what you hear and half of what you see" - my grandfather. The man was a sage. Too bad he died when I was seven, but I was old enough to learn many a good thing from him. . .

My father:

"Don't waste your time arguing with drunks and madmen."

"Never trust a man who is not interested in cars, guns, knives and women."

I guess we will be trusting you a LOT Milu.

"Lead, follow or get out of the way."

"If your not the lead dog on the sled, the view never changes."

"2nd place is the first loser"

"Life is like electricity - it flows easier if you have the right connections."

However, my all time favorite is the story that R. Duvall told Sean Penn in the movie Colors about the two bulls. I was going to cut and paste it from movie-page.com but I'm not sure if that's the best thing to do for a couple of reasons...

good advice though

I remember enjoying seeing that one in Noah's sig.... btw, what book is that from?

...on the need to invest in income-producing assets...

"A job is really a short-term solution to a long-term problem."

Robert Kiyosaki

On Marriage:

The first one for love
the second for money
and the third for keeps

or at least that's what I keep telling my wife....;)

Supposed native American proverb:
If you can't eat it, ride it, or f**k it it's not worth fighting for.
My Dad:
Why don't you just buy a car that was made to go fast in the first place!
The Bible:
Know the truth, and it will set you free.

scottmandue -- your dad is a Jenius!

I recently came up with my own corollary to that law (so it was advice I gave myself...) and kind of goes along with the "it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich girl..." advice:

"Why not buy a car that's already been restored? Moron."

That last little bit at the end is so I pay attention.

JP

Aw, come on, it would be easy o fix those little things....

Screw it! Next time, I'm buying a new one!

In honor of Johnny Carson's passing, some of his advice circa 1974:

"If you pull out your handkerchief, and you're going to blow your nose and clean your glasses, make sure you clean your glasses first."

Next time I will take that advice...but I still got one in the garage to restore and what if you don't fit in the new ones..

ehhhh......

This one fits the times I think...

"A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, much less die, nothing he holds in higher regard than his own personal safety is no man at all, but a miserable creature who has no chance of ever tasting life or being free unless made free and kept free by the sweat, tears and blood of men much better than himself."

Don't know who said it though...

"Pull up your damn pants"

Measure twice, cut once.

From a former Hungarian "Freedom Fighter", tho I doubt many here even knows what that means: "Choose your beliefs carefully. You may have to die for them." BTW, I know where the best Hungarian restaurant in Oregon is located. ;)

"Whether you believe you are a winner or a loser, you are right."

David