Scottish Field Sobriety Test
 

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Randy

If its not scottish, its CRAP!

I don't think there is enough Jack Daniels in the world to make me sleep with that.

AFJuvat

Excellent! That needs to get passed around!

Come on AF, as the night gets later the standards get lower as the blood alc levels get higher...

Really officer, I was just helping the sheep who was caught in the fence... :)

JoeA

So I'm driving home from the ginmill the other night, taking it nice and easy 'cause I'd had a couple... and I get pulled over by a town cop. He comes up, asks for license and registration. He shines the light right in my face and says, "sir, have you been drinking tonight?"

"Why, officer?" I ask, looking in my back seat, "Is there a fat chick in the car?"


Try the veal

JP