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Semper drive!
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Scottish Field Sobriety Test
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84 944 - Alpine White 86 Carrera Targa - Guards Red - My Pelican Gallery - (Gone, but never forgotten  )One Marine's View Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Viera FL
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If its not scottish, its CRAP!
I don't think there is enough Jack Daniels in the world to make me sleep with that. AFJuvat
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Es geht nicht darum wie schnell man faehrt, sondern wie gut man schnell fahren kann. Ihr Brunnen der nutzlosen Porsche Information |
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01-24-2005, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Excellent! That needs to get passed around!
Come on AF, as the night gets later the standards get lower as the blood alc levels get higher... Really officer, I was just helping the sheep who was caught in the fence...  JoeA
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2013 Jag XF, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Syracuse, NY
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So I'm driving home from the ginmill the other night, taking it nice and easy 'cause I'd had a couple... and I get pulled over by a town cop. He comes up, asks for license and registration. He shines the light right in my face and says, "sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Why, officer?" I ask, looking in my back seat, "Is there a fat chick in the car?" Try the veal JP
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2003 SuperCharged Frontier ../.. 1979 930 ../.. 1989 BMW 325iX ../.. 1988 BMW M5 ../.. 1973 BMW 2002 ../..1969 Alfa Boattail Spyder ../.. 1961 Morris Mini Cooper ../..2002 Aprilia RSV Mille ../.. 1985 Moto Guzzi LMIII cafe ../.. 2005 Kawasaki Brute Force 750 Last edited by Overpaid Slacker; 01-25-2005 at 09:31 AM.. |
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1986 Porsche Carerra Targa 3.2
