DemiGod Consultation

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I decided I needed to speak with some of the other DemiGods about my situation concerning the Registry.. So thumbing through the Machavellian Directory of other DemiGods dun in by dirty deeds....I ran across the name of one James Butler Hickock...renown Gunfighter .shot in the the back of the head while playing poker in Deadwood June of 1876...I said let me go talk to him and see what he has to say.....So I called up his secratary and made an apointment....it's tough getting in to see these higher ranking DemiGods they have so much to do you know....so I felt lucky getting in to see him....

Anyway after exchanging pleasantries and explaining what happened he made a remarkable comment...." Well Pard you know they only backshoot you when they are afraid of you....And you know somthin else nobody ever remembers the name of Jack McCall..except as a dirty little backshootin coward....just go ask Jesse about Bob Ford.....Oh ya might want check in with Julius he might be of some help to ya."

Leaving there I went straight forward to the offices of Gaius Julius Caesar....Assinated in the Roman Senate 44 BC. .Now talk about plush offices, this is what one gets being in the top 10 DemiGods....Whoa is all I can say...it really makes one want to aspire to greatness......Anyway I digress.....upon meeting one of the GREATEST Demigods he said, "Son there isn't much going around here that I don't know about, and if it weren't for James giving me a call I wouldn't have seen you......Now here it is....and this has haunted me for what... 2000 years now..how could I have been so stupid to walk into a trap like that, especially when a Sooth Sayer said to me beware of the Ides of March..... Now thats pretty foolish if you ask me....Pride on my part I imagine, who would dare assinate the Great Julius Caesar....So son if it's any consolation to you, you can take it that ONE of the Greatest Politicians that ever was...was fooled and done in by his friend Brutus, who I loved like a son." It really was difficult following Mr Caesar translating from Latin and all....but there it is....the advice straight from the Demigods themselves....

[nostatic]

I used to hide my Camels in a paper bag
I only took them out when it was safe to drag
My first sixteen years in a Catholic-boy suit
One father with a sixer and a steel-toe boot
He said son we're all...

Here today, gone tomorrow
Here today, gone tomorrow

One night in the mirror I saw a movie star
So I flew to Hollywood in a neighbor's car
A pack of No-Doz I'm a bundle of nerves
Laughing out loud as the highway curves
'Cause you see we're all just...

Here today, gone tomorrow
Here today, gone tomorrow

Twenty-two miles out of Pasadena
I picked up a hiker named Tina
Now we've only been here a couple of weeks
Soakin' up the sun, the drugs and the freaks
We hit it off, so we moved in together
Got a cat named Ringo and it purred like leather
We robbed a bank in Santa Monica
Bought a Caddy and a gold harmonica
We'd ride by day, we'd play by night
We're makin' love every night

Here today, gone tomorrow
Here today, gone tomorrow

So we went up to Hef's to meet some bunnies
I saw Hugh, he was actin' funny
He handed me some grass and a vodka & gin
That was about the time that Jack Webb walked in
He said, "Son I'm gonna tell you something
And it ain't pretty
There's a thousand ways to die in this naked city!"

Here today, gone tomorrow
Here today, gone tomorrow
Here today, gone tomorrow
You know we're
Here today and gone tomorrow

Don't worry about it, pop

[304065]

Dada. Very good stuff. I'm goin' to Dizz Knee Land.