What makes up 100% in life?
 

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

And. look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bull$hit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top!!....


:D

That is hilarious. Mind if I show my employees? They will get a kick out of it.

Re: What makes up 100% in life?
 

Numbers don't lie, eh? Cute.
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Here's B. Bostrom at 100%. Do we deduct or add percentage pts. for him using his elbow? :eek:
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http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1110425612.jpg

No problem, I received this in my Email today and thought it was worth sharing.

Don't discount the value of a nap: Zzzzz = 130%