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What makes up 100% in life?
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this.
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% And, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And, B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% And. look how far a$$ kissing will take you. A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bull$hit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top!!.... 
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That is hilarious. Mind if I show my employees? They will get a kick out of it.
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Re: What makes up 100% in life?
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. Here's B. Bostrom at 100%. Do we deduct or add percentage pts. for him using his elbow?  . 
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03-09-2005, 06:34 PM
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No problem, I received this in my Email today and thought it was worth sharing.
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Don't discount the value of a nap: Zzzzz = 130%
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