Good Luck Supe!

We're all be pulling for you! (and you'll be pulling yourself...)

We expect a full report (with pixxx) tomorrow.

JP

I agree...

Some of you have some pretty messy ideals about politics but nevertheless, I'm proud to call you my friends. Most of you. (wink)

I have been dying for one of the corned beef sandwiches at the 79th Street Ale House, so I think we might swing by there. If I see any familiar faces, I'll be completely frightened.

Supe - where are the details? Come on dude, us married guys live for this sort of thing. We need gitty details - make it up if you must! Show us some pics. I hope you do better than Shaun (G9Girl). He had that southern belle in his lap and he threw-up on her. Don't do that!

Supe, just do not do this...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

I see your point, Kim. Perhaps if he loosened up a little, and then incorporated some pelvic thrusts.......

Oops. I'd better get going. Thanks for the well wishes. I'm sure it'll go fine. I'm just as sure there will be no photographic evidence. But I'll be happy to make up a wild story with just enough mystery for your minds to turn it into the Date of the Century.

Shaun did not ralph on his date! Did he? No way.

Y'know, I've noticed that life is actually better than the movies. It certainly is just as amusing, particularly around my office. No kidding. Not sure why people go see movies. The acting, when perfect, just resembles actual people having actual emotions. I watch people and listen to them. And they are just as engaging as the best DeNiro or Brando or Hepburn performance. I guess that's part of the reason I believe tonight will go well. I like people. Even Island.

apparently my work is not done here. :cool:

Absolutely true. After a few years of marriage, sex is: "Hey Babe, got a few minutes?" That's because, with a kid about, a few minutes is all you have! :rolleyes:

OK Supe...I know you love the place so let's try to get the name right...it's the 74th St. Ale House and I was there today after picking my car up from John. Had said corned beef sandwich and a couple of Diamond Knot IPA's.

New rotors, pads, hoses, sensors and fluid all around, horray for me. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/clap.gif

Only missed you by a couple of hours...would have been fun to chat and report back to the fellas (my phone even takes photos). Sorry we missed you. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/beerchug.gif

Look forward to the morning report at the XXX.

You are coming to the XXX tomorrow, right?

Ya'll need to read between the lines:

Check the Elephant Racing Suspension Clinic post...they were hugging when I tried to snap their picture...hence why Sup is smiling and Island is showing his "good finger"...:D

As far as what Ronin was doing...I can't say...it's embarassing.:rolleyes:

Whoa...is it just me or does this just not sit right:

"But I would have time to run to the bathroom which I need to do anyway to rinse off the tear tracks on my face caused by the laughter. And as kc says, it's always time well spent."


Sup, why are you crying about that!?!?

Well, what happened. It's 10:30AM central time! Must have gone really well. Maybe she's still there.

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/roker.gif

Almost 9:00 AM pacific time...maybe ol' Supe is making omelettes for two?

"....maybe ol' Supe is making omlettes for two?"

If he is, he wouldn'd DARE let her see this thread!!!

It may be a while before we get an official report

Supe's probably still handcuffed and gagged. Hope she used the fuzzy cuffs, 'cause the real ones chafe something awful.


Er, so I've heard.

JP

...or he's busy gnawing off his arm because she's lying on it...

Okay, I guess I can still do most of the things I normally do with just one arm. Kidding.

I'll give you two versions. One is obviously made up. For Mike.

Met at a biker bar. Slammed several whiskeys and headed for the Kart track. On the way, was passed by a high speed chase and the bad guy was in a 914-6 which was clearly going to outclass the cop cruisers, so dropped down a gear and helped the good guys by pushing the bad guys into a bridge abutment. My lady friend was so exhilarated that we skipped Karting, grabbed a couple of roast beef sandwiches and headed for her place. She said something about having found a new exercise machine. That would turn out to be me, but that's not the best part. Got there and met her three roommates. All four are jaw-dropping supermodels. Two sets of twins, actually. Took me all night to wear them out. Kinda tired now, but certainly worth it of course. The made me promise to come by again in a few days, when they have recovered.

Geez - sounds like you were a guest on the welivetogether web site. Lucky man. :D

Okay, version 2:

This lady, rather pretty I'd say, quite thin and with a smile brighter than a camera flash is recently divorced as am I. Bad relationships are abusive in some way or another and take their toll on our psyches, and hers was especially abusive with an alcoholic deadbeat hubby. I knew this. Mine was no cake walk either, so I'm just happy that someone wants to hang with me.

Met at a mutual friend's workplace, restaraunt/lounge and discussed options. Headed for the 74th St Ale House and had the sandwich I've been craving. From there we went to a local casino for dancing. Music was good and we danced a bit but the thing we seemed to want to do was snuggle and chat. And snuggle and smile. It was a medicine I guess we both needed and chatting seems to be very easy for us. Hand holding. It was kinda like high school again. Simple pleasures. Neither of us had access to an unoccupied home where rubbing pee-pees would be convenient and although a motel suggestion would have probably worked (this is the prurient content of this version), I was just happy for the nice company and didn't want to complexify things at this time. Had a nightcap after dancing at a quieter Irish bar. She agreed to be available for spending more time together and I think we're both just happy to be 'free at last' and with the very welcome discovery that maybe there's positive, healing relationships to be had. Candidly, we looked like a couple of kittens on the couch at the dance/casino place. Couldn't get enough of the positive regard we were giving each other. It was very nice. Not as exhilarating as version one, but you can choose your favorite story.

Version 1.
New poll?
Glad you had a nice time.
:)

Actually, version two sounds much better. I'm excited for you! Hope your second date goes as well.

E

I like version #2. Version #1 sounds like a Nicholas Cage movie. :rolleyes:

Sometimes plain ol' simple acceptance and affection maybe beats raw sex. Maybe. Probably. Unless you're talking two sets of breathtaking twins.

See you guys Monday morning.

Nice Super...no need to hang and bang on every first date...it'll make rubbing pee pee (man I love that term now!) that much more enjoyable when it does happen.

Sounds like you did good...

You had me with version #1 up until the 914-6 (yawn), dude, couldn't you at least whaled on a ricer or 70's pony? And you made a critical error in math - three roomates - two sets of identical twins? Other than that...

Actually you guys in version #2 wher "each one-winged angles, holding eachother to stay aloft..." Man thats sappy.

Sounds like you had a great time and well deserved. Good job buddy!

It sounds like a good date was had. Good job Supe.

Version 1, at least the chase part, isn't too unrealistic for Seattle, is it? My room-mate, who commutes to Seattle, watched a cop car dork up a turn and get stuck between a building and a light-post, on the sidewalk.

Congrats, Jim. It's good when it's good, right?

Dan

let us know when date two goes down, we have ideas for that one too.

Bacon fat, midgets and a goat? Oh ya, that was from the "Ultimate Thread" - still could make for an interesting date :D

Yeah, date #2 should definitely include dwarf tossing.

Super,

I like version 2, things like this last longer and are more fun in the long run. Careful, you'll end up with someone like my second wife. A real keeper who'll buy you a 911 and help you work on it and use you as an exercise machine every chance yall get!!!! Uhm, I didn't just say that last part!

Thanks, friends. As I say, this lady and I have both been through failed marriages, which probably always leave invisible scars on our self-concepts. It was very nice to both give and receive some positive regard. When I was younger, sex was the ultimate goal. Now, the physical stuff takes a back seat to the more 'real' aspects of attraction and communication. She and I both need time to heal, but that process goes better when you can get what you need and crave from friends who you can rely on. Hope I'm making sense to at least someone out there. Very nice lady who is very pretty on the inside and the outside.

But I've got some bad news for you guys. You're simply not going to get an ongoing blow-by-blow description of my relationships. Discretion being the better part of valor, I'll probably be keeping the most interesting details to myself. Or perhaps I'll just make up some stories and let you guys froth at the mouth. As I've said before, you guys are fun to poke at. I started this thread because I knew you'd entertain me, not to inform you. And you did, of course. Hope you all appreciate being used this way.

Uh oh

Sup,

It is generally considered bad form to open your date up. Hope you have some really good friends, the type who will help hide a body!! :cool: :cool:

Superman has X-ray vision.

Funny thread!

Don't forget the Kryptonite condoms for date #3... SmileWavy

(I say date #3, as the dwarf tossing on date #2 is likely to throw out your back).

quote part 1. i agree with all but the last part. COMMUNICATION! that will lead to talking to em, and before you know it you will wish they would shut the hell up for 5 minutes.


quote part 2. now i see how it is sup, you get all our best material/ideas/plans/suggestions and then cut us off like that? thats like we loaned you money and you won't be paying us back! you've already turned your back on us for her. is that the sound of a bullwhip i hear??? ptshh, ptshhh. ptshhhhh.

in all seriousness very good for you (two).

ptsshhh!

Good thing I did not schedule the dwarf-tossing for the first date. As it turns out, she's active in a dwarf-rights organization. Go figure.....

Kryptonite condoms are the last thing I need. that'd be a bad time to have my super powers sapped. No, what I need is the kevlar units. Anybody know where I can find reinforced kevlar condoms, size XXXL?

I'd talk to a local male hair cutter who deals with females all day. Those guys know everything. As him which ones the females like the best. I'm sure he'd know about kevlar exotics.

Perhaps ribbed kevlar? Again, size XXXL. Kevlar's not stretchy.

Oh, and ideally they would be good conductors of electricity. Don't ask me why.