Ever wonder?

[Isabo]

I don't think this is new but it's worth a chuckle

ever wonder?


1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?


2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?



3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?




5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

6. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?



7. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

8 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?





9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?






10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?







11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


12. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?





13. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

[Superman]

Funny.

BTW, the fifth picture is the troll under the Aurora Avenue Bridge, here.

[Eric Coffey]

Originally posted by Superman
Funny.

BTW, the fifth picture is the troll under the Aurora Avenue Bridge, here.

Yup, and here are a few of us Pelicans paying the troll a visit last year:

(Scooter82, Mark Wilson, Island911, and myself).

[island911]

man, Eric . . . none of those cars, but mine, are here anymore.

[Eric Coffey]

Originally posted by island911
man, Eric . . . none of those cars, but mine, are here anymore.

That is definitely a bummer. But hey, at least you still have a 911. I'm stuck with one car now, a 330ci (bimmer coupe). I needed something with real A/C here in AZ. Nice car, but it's no 911.

[RickM]

Great post Isa.

Does someone here have the answer to: 12. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

[dhoward]

Apparently, brown....

[targa911S]

On my CCW permit application there WAS a box to check for bald. Not that I am.

[island911]

yeah? does the box say 'Bald, check on back." ?

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by island911
man, Eric . . . none of those cars, but mine, are here anymore.

That white cab has white rims - Fuchs? Whose is that?

[oldE]

Actually, if Fed Ex and UPS merged, the name would be UPSex!
Thank you, I'll be here all week, Try the salmon. For all you car guys, you'll be 'crazy 'bout the mercury.'
(groan)
Les

[targa911S]

David Lindly thanks you for that.

[Eric Coffey]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
That white cab has white rims - Fuchs? Whose is that?

That was mine (since sold). It is GP White with (factory) white-centered Fuchs. The pic is just a little washed out.

[M.D. Holloway]

Eric,
Mine has white Fuchs (I think) as well. Are they tough to find?