You forgot "jingoistic moron". ;)

I guess being "all things" includes being some of the less than savory things...

Ah, the crosses I must bear.

JP

Hey you guys are hurling insults but forgetting about me. I wanna be insulted. Or inslutted. Something like that.

Is it my new haircut?

LIBERAL!! There, that ought to do it. SmileWavy

Ouch, now that hurts.

Supe:

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It's not that we're not razzing you due to lack of material or anything.... :D

But I know where you're coming from. The Big Irish Catholic Family(tm) unspoken rule is -- if you're not getting your stones crushed, you don't feel loved. I tell my girlfiends that my picking on them is a sure sign that I love them; it's how I show affection. It's when the abuse stops, I tell them, that they have to worry.

Come to think of it, I've got a lot of ex-girlfriends. Oh well, a freckled Irishman can't change his spots.

JP

: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!