The Phone Call

[StevoRocket]

The Phone Call





((((RING)))) (((RING)))



**Pick Up**



"Hello?"



"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"



"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."



After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank."



"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"



Brief Pause...



"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."



"Okay Daddy, just a minute."



A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.



"I did it Daddy."



"And what happened honey?" he asked.



"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"



"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"



"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he

didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the

bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"



***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??"

[Overpaid Slacker]

Stevo -- you got that from a Yank, or adjusted the phone number for your audience?

Funny.

JP

[StevoRocket]

Fom a yank called Frank in Houston!

[tabs]

How bout the radio show that called the wife and said that it was the husbands boss and that he was just fired for boppiing his secratary on the desk....The wifes reply was, 'That fking SOB, now I don't feel so bad for fking his brother.!"

[cstreit]

Tabby,

That one was CLASSIC!

...if I recall the husband was on the line at the time listening...