"Could be worse, Could be raining."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s."

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!

Taggart: I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: How?
Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
Hedley Lamarr: Too Jewish.

and my personal favorite: Affairs of State, must take precedent over the Affairs of State.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.

Taggart: Ditto.

Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto?"," you provincial putz!"

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings...we are only seeing the singing Hitlers....

Lorenzo..baby..Lorenzo St Dubois....My friends call me LSD.....

You all forgot Wilders first role with Zero Mostel in the Producers...aka Spring time for Hitler....

Also Wilder had a small role in Bonnie and Clyde....

I never cared for Wilder, I just don't think he's funny...

And all the dialog you have quoted from Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein is all Mel Brooks...who along with Norman Lear, Neil Simon, Carl Reiner all came outa the SHow of Shows with Sid Caesar...

Oh yeah Mike Nichols was show of shows to...

Your show of shows....

And he even has a connection to Porsche! Producers-Springtime for Hitler-Ferdinad Porsche. I suggest you move this post off the OT forum.;)

"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."

The sheriffs near. I said the sheriffs near!!

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
BLEH!
NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING?
IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?
YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

I'm sorry, but Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a f***ed up movie for children to watch.

Please - for the sake of all that is holy and technically significant, move this to the OT or hell will freeze and panties will wad!