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women/alcohol/automobiles?
Just wondering what has caused you the most trouble in your life? Women, alcohol, automobiles?
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05-21-2005, 10:10 PM
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Cars and drugs are easy to handle compared to women.
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05-21-2005, 10:33 PM
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Booze and cars don't help flush the prostate out, though...
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05-21-2005, 10:40 PM
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WOMEN!!!
Car problems can always be reduced to just a question of money. Alcohol is under one's own control and one's own responsability.
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05-21-2005, 11:02 PM
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no brainer there. IF you have to ask you clearly don't like women enough to be considered "heterosexual".
I meant that in the nicest possible way.
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05-21-2005, 11:03 PM
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Faster Cars, older whiskey, younger women and more money...
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The answer IS.........................."D" All the above!!
You forget to list drugs and motorcycles.........however my answer is still all the above. 
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Women! Cars and Alcohol don't do things to you out of spite!
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The women drive you to drink!
Cars are fun... JoeA
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05-22-2005, 06:42 AM
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In the words of Hank Williams Jr., “It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her”.
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OOOPS. I voted before actually reading the gist of the thread. I thought the question would be what one prefers over the other two. I chose cars
please strike my vote and place it in the "women" column 
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My brother says. "If it has t!ts or tires, it's trouble"
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Usually the alcohol is the cause of the women trouble!
Two words: Beer Goggles! 
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05-23-2005, 05:06 AM
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I've had several g/f's give the "it's either me or the car" ultimatum. One chick I went out with last summer (you've seen her pix
) Sometimes I miss them, but my aim is improving. told me that the sheer amount if time I spent working on the shop (I was still building it) and the 911 was equivalent to cheating.
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I do have a Land Rover that could be comparable to women. Damn thing has a mind of its own. Don't let me get started on the electrical gremlins..
Women - Either love them or leave them. Ahhh good ol' Alkyhaul. I hear beer googles can cause some trouble but that would be self inflicted.
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Women by far
Drugs, cars, and alcohol are predictable and easy to control in comparision. |
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05-23-2005, 08:25 AM
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05-23-2005, 09:51 AM
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My wife is easy-going and rational. I wouldn't have married her otherwise.
I tend not to drink to excess, just to a nice, relaxing, comfortable buzz. My cars always costs me more money than I think they will, and my only brushes with the law (speeding tickets) have been because of my cars.
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