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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
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IZAL medicated toilet paper
I have just discovered it is still available!
For those of you who have not had the benefit of; a RC girls convent school, holidayed in cheap northern England (UK) boarding houses, or spent time as an inmate in a long term institution, I shall describe it. It is a hard, crinkly, waxed paper, that cuts and has a peculiar smell. It is less satisfactory than newspaper or xmas wrapping paper. I believe it's use should be confined to nuns and child molestors to give them a pre-taste of hell. In fact, I'm sure it was developed by a dominican nun to eliminate pleasure from a natural function. It is actually available to the public. Aside from from the managers of public restrooms, who buys this stuff? They buy it because it's economical - no one uses it, so it lasts. There are some very sick people out there:shock:
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12-14-2005, 12:44 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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We used to use it to sand the paint off of the car, or feel that it should be given to the child molestors or people like Tookie in prison.
Joe a
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12-14-2005, 03:24 AM
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The Toilet paper we used to get in Pakistan was crepe paper. On my first cycle out of country, I packed an entire suitcase of toilet paper...
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Ha, you can always tell someone who has "been there and done that" by the things they pack. Nothing like going to the head and finding two footpads and a hole in the floor for the potty...
Joe A
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12-14-2005, 04:33 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: East of Eden, West of the Sun
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Crepe paper? Sheer luxury after an IZAL moment 
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911 user
Join Date: Sep 2001
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This is Isa on Milu's computer
The ancient Romans used to use sponges which they washed immediately after use. 2000 years later we have IZAL medicated, and there are people buying it.
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12-14-2005, 11:14 PM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North of Pittsburgh
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Ahh the old "sponge on a stick"
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12-15-2005, 06:49 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North of Pittsburgh
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Milu...what kind of blade is on your Christmas list?
T-Bird
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..........but I turned myself around.. 75 914 1.8 2010 Cayenne base |
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12-15-2005, 06:50 AM
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911 user
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: East of Eden, West of the Sun
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I won't have it in time for Xmas but I'm getting a new custom from Paul Panak. I'll give you a link when Paul posts the photos on his site. It definitely won't be one to use instead of the stick on the sponge!
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12-15-2005, 07:04 AM
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
