Guess who these guys are.

SteveStromberg · 05-31-2005, 10:05 AM

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

congress?

hardflex · 05-31-2005, 10:15 AM

The Bush 2004 re-election comittee?

kmhemi · 05-31-2005, 10:25 AM

Microsoft ?????

Burnin' oil · 05-31-2005, 10:29 AM

Nat'l Org. of Women?

cowtown · 05-31-2005, 10:29 AM

The staff of NewsWeek?

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

The UN?

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

oh wait... I'm probably wrong, since you didn't mention anything about parking tickets.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 05-31-2005, 10:33 AM

Knowing Steve, it's probably something like Greenpeace

BlueSkyJaunte · 05-31-2005, 10:34 AM

The staff of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?

Burnin' oil · 05-31-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
Knowing Steve, it's probably something like Greenpeace

Along those same lines, I would guess the DNC.

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

Found it: Congress

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm

stevepaa · 05-31-2005, 11:09 AM

and the answer is no real organization at all. Made up statistics without factual basis.

thanks Bryan for revealing truth.

This stuff may have come from the same org that said Clinton let Atta go free once.

COLDBASS · 05-31-2005, 02:12 PM

R Gruppe? Tabs Fan Club? Illegal Space Aliens from Mars (ISAM)?

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

what do I win?

dd74 · 05-31-2005, 03:07 PM

The entire cast from "The Wild Bunch." Which is congress.

bryanthompson · bryanthompson's Garage

dd, they would also accept "Ted Kennedy" and "White House Press Core"

dd74 · 05-31-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bryanthompson
dd, they would also accept "Ted Kennedy" and "White House Press Core"

That's cool. I can't stand Ted Kennedy or the ass-kissing white house press "corp" (not "core"). Though they gave GW a working over today about N. Korea. I haven't heard him stammer like that in a long time.

Zeke · 05-31-2005, 05:21 PM

That list would be somewhat accurate for the Long Beach City employees. I believe there are nearly 10,000.

flyenby · 05-31-2005, 05:33 PM

I see planning and building are well represenred.................