Low brow stuff - where's the most embarrassing place you've ever farted?

[cantdrv55]

Riding in a car with leather seats right next to my manager (female, nice looking, not much older than myself). Damn those leather seats don't absorb much. Also, the loud ones can be just as deadly.

[pbs911]

Can't say I have, but I've always wanted to walk into a crowded elevator and let one rip.

[RickM]

Heh heh. The old story is you walk into a hospital elevator. Next to you is the nice elderly person who lets a SBD rip. They get off at the next floor leaving you with the fruits of their labor. As you're gagging the door opens at the next floor and five nurses pile in. What do you say or do?

[Drago]

I can see where this one is headed...can't wait.

[vash]

well, chris now that you mentioned it, i did do alot of farting over at your house !!!

just kidding, i am of the mind set that farting is not embarassing. well maybe in front of hot chicks. other than that, i announce them.

[RickM]

Originally posted by vash
other than that, i announce them.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!

[speeder]

There are not a whole lot of places where farts are welcome, maybe on a fishing or hunting trip.

"Did you hear what that A-hole said?"

I've always hoped that someone would blast-off in the library or anywhere where people are quiet and serious, there is something inherently funny about that. (Juvenile humor is my middle name, in the right company).

[tabs]

Mother has a habit of letting terrible ones.....She doesn't have any shame....she lhas let them while walking through Department stores....I get so embarrassed that I don't even want to admit that I know her....Her response is "Well do you want me to get sick or sumthin."

[Drago]

Last time I farted in front of my wife I got the old "you'd better go check your shorts" comment.

Apparently it sounded a little wet...

[RickM]

Speaking of toilet humor.......one of the guys here placed remote fart machine in a friends office. Next morning during a closed door meeting he started hitting the remote. Hilarity did ensue. I haven't laughed that hard since.

[Drago]

Originally posted by tabs
....she has let them while walking through Department stores....

Ah yes, the masterful "Walking Fart"...takes year to perfect that one.

[speeder]

Drago, That's disgusting. It's also known as a "shart".

[dtw]

Years ago in my junior high school desk, bent over to pick up a dropped pencil and ripped a big one right on the cheerleader behind me.

Years ago in the backseat of my Ford Bronco in the wee hours of a date, was engaging in rather contorted postion. Hey the backseat in the Bronco is big, but it ain't no king-sized bed. Colon finally had enough of being treated like a long balloon being twisted into a poodle, and betrayed me in front of my date. Classy chick, she didn't cry foul. I miss her.

Used to run a McDonald's in my much younger days. Used to sneak into the freezer to let off excess pressure. You probably won't eat fast food for a few days now. Thank me later.

Leaving a nice restaurant with my family, ducked into the restroom on the way out, rushed into an open stall, dropped trow, and let off several liters of loud, turbulent pressure. After that I heard the female voices and realized I'd run straight into the ladies room.

[Drago]

Originally posted by speeder
Drago, That's disgusting. It's also known as a "shart".

Just doing by best to be juvenile there Denis.

"It's the fart game son, you'll play someday!" -EM in Raw

[Saintly]

Originally posted by dtw
Leaving a nice restaurant with my family, ducked into the restroom on the way out, rushed into an open stall, dropped trow, and let off several liters of loud, turbulent pressure. After that I heard the female voices and realized I'd run straight into the ladies room.

That one cracked me up...

[kang]

Originally posted by speeder


"Did you hear what that A-hole said?"

It's just an A-hole talking behind my back.

[vash]

ok, maybe standing, peeing at a urinal...especially when it is crowded. you let your lower body relax to pee, and phoooot! that is kinda embarassing. anything during sex, other than more sex, not so fun.

[tabs]

Ever light them on fire?

[Drago]

Originally posted by tabs
Ever light them on fire?

Personally no, but I know a guy who did it on a bet back in college. It didn't go over so well...he was kinda hairy.

[dtw]

Ah! Remembered another classic. Pressing 600-something pounds on a leg press with the entire co-ed class watching, with this hottie I wanted to bag up front. Sweating, grunting, but nonetheless easing the rack up inch by inch. Until of course, all that pushing issued forth a monumental, gargantuan fart. The rack crashed down and chaos ensued.

I did get to fool around with the girl a few months later though