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Does Michael Jackson have a drivers licence?
He probably doesn't need one (!) but does he have a garage full of sports cars like most pop stars?
Just wondering..........!
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Here's a picture of his truck...
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LOL, Moses.
[high-pitched voice] "There are children here somewhere. I can smell them!" . . Children! C h i l d r e n ! Get your lollipops here. Come along my little precious ones. Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Ferris Wheels! Chimpanzees! . .. Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Video Games! . . .All free today! Children, where are you!? I know you're here somewhere. I have lots of yummy Jesus-Juice for you. Lollipops! Ice Cream! Private movie screenings in my bedroom! . .. All free today! Lollipops! Ice Cream! Sweet Sleep-overs in my be'ed"[/high-pitched voice]  . . er, ah . . .after the nose-job  [high-pitched voice] C h i l d r e n ! [/high-pitched voice] Last edited by island911; 06-13-2005 at 06:43 PM.. |
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You sure his car isn't one of these?
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Island, that's pretty Chitty of you.
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Yea, he drives alright. He gets behind the kids and drives it home.
Sick SOB got away this time. Why any jury thinks that its ok to give kids wine in a coke can calling it "Jesus juice" and then a 40 year old man sleeps with the kids and gets away with it. Just remember that he will meet his maker and I hope that hades is warm that day... Joe A
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06-13-2005, 08:20 PM
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drag racing the short bus
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I wonder if were not missing the point here. Maybe THE PARENTS should be put on trial.
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Lee
 More kids (and parents) need to see that movie. . ...or atleast be read the story of Hansel und Gretel. Who knows; maybe MJ will star in a knock-off movie; Pretty-Kiddie bang-bang.
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06-13-2005, 08:26 PM
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I read a biography of Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland), that suggested he had...um...kids issues as well.
Next thing you know, they're going to go after Raffi...  ...or The Wiggles...  ...or these freaks... 
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06-13-2005, 08:39 PM
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No DL but here's his ID.
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MJ's drivers liscense.
Name: Jacko.....thats it just Jacko....No the "O" doesn't stand for "OFF" Sex: Male..Female...no Male....Oh wait No Female.... sorta Race: Black.....wait turning White....Oooops too far Albino..... Hair Color: Lets see I had it 'round here somewhere.....this it? Eye Color: Oh ***** never mind I'll just ride the bus.
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06-14-2005, 07:40 AM
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