Saddam Likens Himself To Jesus

[rcecale]

"He compared himself to Jesus, how Judas told on Jesus. He was like, `That's how it was for me.' If his Judas never said anything, nobody ever would have found him, he said."

Yeah, I admit it, I spun the heck out of this to get the title, but at least I got you to look.

Click here.

Randy

[rcecale]

It's difficult to believe this grand-fatherly kinda guy is responsible for the tortured deaths of so many thousands, isn't it? :rolleyes"

"Whattaya mean, we're out of Cheetos??? I sentence you to death by plastic shredder, you disloyal cretin!!!"
I made this quote up. I'm pretty sure he never said this.

Randy

[Jeff Higgins]

I'm waiting for our resident whackos to sign in on this one. You know the ones; don't believe in Jesus, but believe in Saddam; don't believe in the U.S., but believe in Saddam, etc.... They will all tell us this proves he is a swell guy and we should just put him back and apologize.

[mikester]

What's wrong with not believing in Jesus?

[gaijindabe]

Uggg, the banality of evil.

Stalin would pat children on the head and Hitler loved dogs...

At least now the feminists will hate him:

....and sometimes offered fatherly advice..... `You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.'

Then he smiled, made what O'Shea interpreted as a "spanking" gesture, laughed and went back to doing his laundry in the sink."

[island911]

Originally posted by rcecale
"Whattaya mean, we're out of Cheetos??? I sentence you to death by plastic shredder, you disloyal cretin!!!"
I made this quote up. I'm pretty sure he never said this.

Randy

as the saying goes; Power absolutely corrodes with absolute vodka.

no wait . .. that's not it...

[djmcmath]

The earliest (and most accurate) mosaics of Jesus don't show him with a beard. Saddam has a beard. Therefore, Saddam is not like Jesus.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

I believe in myself, no problems here. As proof, no beard!

[silver912e]

I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus.

- Ferris Bueller

[IROC]

Saddam can knock out a family sized bag of Doritos in 10 minutes. I'd like to see Jesus do that. :>)

Mike

[stuartj]

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
I'm waiting for our resident whackos to sign in on this one. You know the ones; don't believe in Jesus, but believe in Saddam; don't believe in the U.S., but believe in Saddam, etc.... They will all tell us this proves he is a swell guy and we should just put him back and apologize.

So one is a whacko if one doesnt believe in Jesus? What does that mean? Does one need to acknowledge Jesus existed to believe in Jesus? Or does one need to kneel before bedtime and say a little prayer to believe in Jesus?

Now I lay me down to sleep;
I pray Thee, Lord, my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake.
I pray Thee, Lord, my soul to take;
Amen.

Which are you?

[CRH911S]

Jesus had brothers so maybe there is a connection?

[Stukarrera]

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
I'm waiting for our resident whackos to sign in on this one. You know the ones; don't believe in Jesus, but believe in Saddam; don't believe in the U.S., but believe in Saddam, etc.... They will all tell us this proves he is a swell guy and we should just put him back and apologize.

What exactly does "believe in the U.S" mean? Do I get to heaven if I believe in Geezus but not in the U.S?

Let me know if belief in the US is an additional requirement to enter the kingdom of heaven and I shall amend my crooked ways ASAP.

Lest the Lord smite me with the Jawbone of an ass for the fourth time this week already..........

Eagerly awaiting enlightenment / clarification from the resident bible belting nut-job crowd. Anyone know what happened to "Alfred-1"?

[Jeff Higgins]

My 14 year old can make a family size bag of Doritos dissappear faster than either one of these two, plus a liter of Barq's. I bet he belches louder when he's done, too. He's even learned to duck the ensuing, inevitable backhand from his mother with the ol' jawbone.

[rcecale]

Originally posted by Stukarrera
Anyone know what happened to "Alfred-1"?

I believe ALL of the "Alfreds" have been bannished from the Pelican Kingdom.

Randy

[Stukarrera]

Oh. I was looking forward to another "Smite and be Smitten" fire and brimstone syle thread.

A week is not complete without one.

[stuartj]

Hey. Wait a minute. The Catholic Church. They believe in Jesus over there, dont they? The Pope said ""When war, as in these days in Iraq, threatens the fate of humanity, it is ever more urgent to proclaim, with a strong and decisive voice, that only peace is the road to follow to construct a more just and united society," John Paul said. "Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of man."

And the Presbytrian Church USA. Also in the Jesus Army, arent they? It said " the war in Iraq ws “unwise, immoral and illegal” at its annual general assembly meeting in Richmond, Va. this summer "

That pretty much puts them in agreement with the Episcopal, Evangelical Lutheran and African Methodist Episcopal churches. The National Council of Churches of Christ, which represents 36 denominations, has also voiced opposition to the war.

AFAIK, all these bodies pretty much believe in Jesus. What wackos.

Can I get an Amen?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

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Edit: the above is what you get when you have Outlook open and then start cleaning your keyboard. Somehow I opened the thread, hit reply, hit some keys, and saved all by vigorously rubbing a paper towel over the keys.

I'm pretty sure Jesus was moving my hands on this one. Now, what does "`````" mean?

God is always so damn cryptic.

[Jeff Higgins]

Amen.

[350HP930]

Doesn't bush claim to speak with both jesus and his dad?

I would think that the man who compares himself to jesus is somewhat more sane than the man who claims to talk with god.