WAY OT! How lucky can a man get?

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by Skippy
Scottmandue(and a lot of others writing here) what you should be thinking.

You are absolutely right, it is a bad thing.
You missed the part that I don't recommend or participate in such activities, I am just being honest enough to admit I have thought of it.

I sense flatbutt may be getting a good laugh out of all this!

[Skippy]

I didn't miss that part Scottmandue and haven't said that you did participate in this kinda thing.Just wanted to bring a little perspective and as things where crossing your mind wanted to discourage you(and others) in participating in sutch activities.I respect your honesty and don't judge you or anyone else who has posted a reply over here.

[Drago]

Do you guys have a stick up your butt or what...350 got doubled down on and this is all you guys have to say....sheesh.

Jeeze...if a guy can't derail a thread in OT with news of a threesome...there is no hope.

[nostatic]

as I recall, my 3some was in the neighborhood of about 1/3 gram of hash and a few lines...maybe $40. But that was 1981 dollars. It was a funny story...I met the one chick on the phone when I was doing late night radio. She called into the station to try and win something. Turns out she lives about 3 blocks from me. She invites me to her place and her roomate was there too (she was ok, but the roomate was smokin' hot). We partied, then we partied. I just remember being sore the next day from contorting into odd and wonderful positions. And the one girl saying "we're not lesbian" while they were going at each other while I was...oh, never mind.

No, I don't have any pics. Sorry.

[jim72911t]

as I recall, my 3some was in the neighborhood of about 1/3 gram of hash and a few lines...maybe $40. But that was 1981 dollars. It was a funny story...I met the one chick on the phone when I was doing late night radio. She called into the station to try and win something. Turns out she lives about 3 blocks from me. She invites me to her place and her roomate was there too (she was ok, but the roomate was smokin' hot). We partied, then we partied. I just remember being sore the next day from contorting into odd and wonderful positions. And the one girl saying "we're not lesbian" while they were going at each other while I was...oh, never mind.

Rockstar!

[Nader]

Speaking of lucky and threesomes, here's my experience:

First opportunity was with a bi-chick a few years ago who'd have done anything for me. She had a girlfriend lined up for our rendezvous, but it would have been a cross-country trip for me and our schedules didn't mesh. A year later, I find out this girl is having her cervix removed because of precancerous lesions due to HPV. Human papilloma virus... warts. Lucky miss for me.

Second opportunity was a few months later with two hotties from work (which is questionable enough), but I got way drunk and passed out, so they tucked me in bed. I find out some time later that the blonde was going in to see her OB/Gyn for cervical lesions. Another close miss, and lucky for me.

I've come to realize that the kinds of girls who are that adventurous, often pay a price for it, and it's a secret they won't share with you in the heat of the moment. Sorry to be a downer, but be careful. Some of these STDs (HPV, HSV, HIV) would be with you for life.

[tabascobobcat]

It's all fun and games until someone looses a penis or other body part.

[350HP930]

LOL

I was hoping I might be able to turn this thread around.

I played as safely as was reasonably possible and none of my bite marks have become infected. Whether you are with a woman to claims to be a virgin or a freak one can never be too safe when it comes to STDs.

Unlike static's tale my adventure involved no stimulants besides caffine but a bottle of baily's irish cream and some weed was involved.

At first I was told my date's GF was a lesbian so I initially assumed she was hands off but it later became clear that information was not completely accurate.

I am really starting to enjoy being single again.

[asphaltgambler]

The reality bummer is the problem with two girls is that there are TWO girls. It never is a good as you think it should be 'cause one is complaining to the other about something and the deal feels like a f--kin side show.

I have had four opts in my 45 yrs on this planet and while I thought I was in heaven at the time, really it just sucked because it was just too many people involved.

[speeder]

I've done the lesbian thing more than once, (for some crazy reason they like me sometimes-- beats the hell out of me), it's OK, but the next frontier is either a hot mother/daughter team or identical twins. Barring that I'd like to just bang a really hot young chick while some midgets bang drums and yodel on the other side of the room.

There, I feel much better now.

[M.D. Holloway]

I've done various ethnics and races, young to married, two at a time a bunch of times, heck even an SI Swimsuit model for a good year plus. I hate to say it and maybe I have early stage dementia but for the life of me, I can only really recall my wife - all the others are memories of memories. I wish I could remember what the smelled like or fealt like and even sounded like. It's all faded now...

[Steve Carlton]

So, I guess there's no pics then.

[Drago]

Originally posted by speeder
...Barring that I'd like to just bang a really hot young chick while some midgets bang drums and yodel on the other side of the room.

Well, that seems completely reasonable...and from what I've heard, completely do-able.

[M.D. Holloway]

How about banging some hot lil midget while banging a drum? Now thats partying!!!

[speeder]

I've never seen a hot little midget, but I'll keep an open mind about it.