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Who are better drivers? Liberals or conservatives, and why?

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Conservatives are better drivers because they stay on the right.

Liberals are worse drivers because all their protest placards in the back seat block their view.

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Liberals are worse drivers because when attempting to merge in their hybrids, they cause bottlenecks.
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A friend of mine is a bartender in Washington, D.C. He says that from his perspective, the Democrats come in for a drink at happy hour, and after one or two drinks, they start getting up to use the rest room, make a phone call, etc. and leave stiffing those remaining for the bill. The Republicans on the other hand he says get sloppy drunk and argue over who's going to pay the bill. Says he's seen this for years.
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Some neocons I've seen here would never look out the windshield, they are so focused on the rear view mirror.
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neocons have tunnel vision and therefore their field of view is restricted. Far lefties see in all directions at once, making it difficult fo them to determine which lane they are in.

Both are capable of driving in circles, but each in different directions.
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Who are better drivers? Drunk drivers or sober drivers that are driving while getting head?

Oh, and why?
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Re: Who are better drivers? Liberals or conservatives, and why?

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Originally posted by ckissick
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Conservatives are better drivers because they stay on the right.

Liberals are worse drivers because all their protest placards in the back seat block their view.

Oh boy. Yet another unique way to start this argument..............
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Conservatives, as we pay for our cars and know what it cost to have them repaired. Sorry guys, I couldn't resist
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Gee, Byron, you got a lot of toys there......

BTW....many "liberals" do their own repairs. and only own one or two vehicles...

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Gee, Byron, you got a lot of toys there......

BTW....many "liberals" do their own repairs. and only own one or two vehicles...

I know Bob, but if you know our clubs, well, no one here fits that level, and he/she (no one really knows for sure) only leases, never owns a Porsche, and hate dirty old parts. And you are correct, I have been not nice today, I've had kinda a bad day, no anyone heres fault, but no excuse to be as mean as I may have come across
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Understood. I have an occasional bad day myself...
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Understood. I have an occasional bad day myself...
Bob, why we may not agree on much, I bet we could still enjoy a few cold beers
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SoCal...still sarcastic I see.....

I used to really respect your posts. What happened to change you?

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