Nigerian scam response

[widebody911]

I found this response to a Nigerian scam email

Aron;

Thank you so much for considering me in assisting you in settling your father's estate. You mentioned in your e-mail that you received my contact information from your mother. Do I know your mother? Did her and I perhaps have a sexual affair? I have been with many women and do not remember your mother but I guess it is possible. Can you send me a picture of her to refresh my memory?

I am more than happy to make the trip to South Africa. A vacation in South Africa is just what I need right now. I am thinking perhaps your mother and I can re-light our past flame and continue our affair where we left off. Now that your father is dead perhaps your mother and I can even get married and share in the fortune your father left to her. The more I think about it the more I do remember your mother. She and I were deeply in love at the time but she felt she had to go back to your father because of his position as Vice President. Now that he is dead your mother is free to marry me. That mother of yours is a wild one!

Upon my arrival to South Africa I will require a limo to pick me up at the airport and take me to the finest hotel in Zimbabwe. I will require that limo to be on-call around the clock for my transportation needs. I will also require 5 beautiful women between the ages of 21 and 25 to act as my servants during my stay.

Aron, your e-mail to me has made my dreams come true. Not only will I now be a rich man but I will have your mother by my side. Your mother was my one true love and I have dreamed about her since our last night together in Zimbabwe. Please tell your mother I love her and I will see her soon. Please advise the next steps so I can plan my trip to South Africa

Love;

Your soon to be rich soon to be step-father

[bryanthompson]

Wow, jumped right to 'love' in the closing of the first reply, this guy's moving way too fast for you, Thom.

The pretty ones always get hurt.