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Study shows, 36% of pelicans trim nether-regions

In a shocking anonymous poll, 36% admit to 'enhancing' in one way or another, while another 36% claimed not to engage in such tom foolery. 22% of those polled believe Stomachmonkey is, in fact, a fruit.

Favorite 'enhancing' methods include brazilian waxing, waxing with a partner, and shaving. Shaving with a Quattro, although the easiest and quickest method, was agreed to be damn scary.

When questions about his 'this thread is useless without pictures!' comment, lenndaddy promptly backtracked with, "Uh yea..... I mean ofcourse........ only chicks man.... wheres that beer?"

Sadly, the thread met a quick end when derr-Z-meister questioned its content on a PG-13 board, and one resident dumba55 tried to expand the discussion into other elements of body hair trimming.

These controvercial findings can be found here (oh what the he11 Poll).

How's that for some unbiased reporting

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Old 08-16-2005, 05:49 PM
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My wife read that thread as was amused by it.

We recently took a cruise out of Fl.

She came down with the kids a week before I did.

She goes for a bikini wax and ends up with a brazillian, (shwing)

When I asked what made her do that she responded "your manscaping thread".

In the end 22% of you thinking I'm a fruit was WELL worth it.

Scott
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Old 08-17-2005, 05:51 AM
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Sweet, Scott!
Old 08-17-2005, 06:08 AM
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36% is nothing. Ask Island911 what 2% of you are able to accomplish.
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Quote:
Originally posted by stomachmonkey
My wife read that thread as was amused by it.

We recently took a cruise out of Fl.

She came down with the kids a week before I did.

She goes for a bikini wax and ends up with a brazillian, (shwing)

When I asked what made her do that she responded "your manscaping thread".

In the end 22% of you thinking I'm a fruit was WELL worth it.

Scott
I tried but Jenette was busy that weekend. Never done it but always game to try something interesting...

If you go through life never trying something new its going to be a long boring life. Not much need for that these days...

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Old 08-17-2005, 06:28 AM
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Originally posted by stomachmonkey

She goes for a bikini wax and ends up with a brazillian, (shwing)
Pelican member for a relatively long time, and first post in Off-Topic. This, however, is a worthy topic. Brazillian bikini waxes are, well, something very, very special. Scott knows what I'm talking about.
Scott, anything that enables you to pull that off was WELL worth it. Excellent work, my man.

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