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teenerted1 08-26-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Drago
I ran into an ex-GF about three years after our last breakup. I had just dropped out of college and had been on a bit of a bender for a couple of years when I saw her. She acted nice and smug to me...telling me how she was the editor of the local small town news paper and how she married her little brothers best friend...you know, just rubbing my face in it. So yeah, she thought she dodged a bullet.

I had the last laugh though as I ran into her a couple of years later when I was doing much better in my life and she was 50 lbs overweight, had a couple of nasty rugrats hanging on her, no job and divorced.

Dodged!

who was this?

singpilot 08-26-2005 03:54 PM

The only woman of power I ever dated held a gun on me after the good night kiss at the front door. This was in college, and she rode a motorcycle (kinda rare in those days). She had had enough of me being a gentleman.

I finally convinced her that the gun was making me nervous enough that there was going to be a performance problem if she expected me to follow thru.

12 hours later, I emerged back into the freedom of a bright sunlit day, and burned rubber (bad pun) getting out of there.

Saw her some years later walking down the street in Bezerkeley, walking some guy on a leash. Yes, he was wearing a studded dog collar.

And you guys thought you'd seen it all. This was back in the 70's.........

This was cross posted from another thread running at the moment....


Yes, I literally dodged the bullet on this one!

techweenie 08-26-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by singpilot
The only woman of power I ever dated held a gun on me after the good night kiss at the front door.
You win.

EdT82SC 08-26-2005 04:17 PM

Years ago I hooked up with a woman who was a friend of a friend's girlfriend. First met her at a party, and she had a smoking bod, and a great smile. Within a week of starting to date she turned into a total beech, but the sex was incredible, and she had that smokin bod so I put up with it for another six weeks. In that time she got fired from two jobs as cashiers because she was such a beech.

After I dumped her she started calling all the time, but eventually she got tired of me hanging up on her, and gave up. I still run into her from time to time working at some new job as a cashier at some book store, coffee shop, grocery store, etc. Every time I see her I leave without buying what I was going to buy. I don't want her to know I exist any more. My wife wouldn't appreciate it if she started calling.

Dodged!

pwd72s 08-26-2005 04:34 PM

Gawd, I lead a boring life...past romantic relationships are just that, past relationships. Either she or I would break it off, we'd wish each other well, (well, at least I wished them well) then ride off into separate sunsets...no real regrets on my part, but also no looking back. Is something wrong with me? Do I need to see a shrink? If so, donations for the first hour accepted.... Hell, for all I know, my exes could be worth millions, or on welfare, be fat or skinny, beautiful or ugly, in jail, or dead...we never kept in touch. I kind of think my bride of 30 years prefers it that way...;)


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