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An invention idea
As I was driving my new Porsche back to Florida from Kansas City I passed through the Tenessee Mountains. I see up ahead a U-Haul truck with a car trailer in tow pulled over to the side of the road. On the trailer was a really nice 60's Ford Fairlane with what looked to be 20" rims.
Oops! I forgot to mention 2 State Troopers had these 2 black guys pulled over. It appeared they were having these guys open their trunk on the Fairlane for a search. It also appeared they had already searched the back of the U-Haul. So here is my idea. I design and develop a mask and arm sleeves that you can wear and will not sweat in. Something comfortable. The mask will make you look like a 50-60 year old white man. This would prove itself invaluable when driving in the Tenessee or even Volusia County (Daytona Area) Florida. I mentioned this to a black co-worker and they thought it was a brilliant idea. I think it would be a hot seller.
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09-12-2005, 05:18 PM
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you could call it the "de-profiler"
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09-12-2005, 05:21 PM
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A can of white spray might be more practical. Something like a WASP aerosol...
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Didn't you see? They failed to use their turn signal when they changed lanes. Even if they had your invention, they still would have been stopped!
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It had to be Bush's fault. He saw them from the helo and called the cops in.
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09-12-2005, 08:48 PM
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Hmmm...maybe your invention might help one of dark skin in the aftermath of a hurricane.
See this: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/12/katrina.race.poll/index.html |
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09-12-2005, 08:50 PM
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Some places have laws against wearing masks in public other than for festive occasions.... For all the obvious criminal reasons.
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09-13-2005, 05:46 AM
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perfect just what we need black guys dressed as mimes.
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09-13-2005, 08:57 AM
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the real crime is a fairlane with 20's.
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