We need to help tabs
 

Let's help Tabs by brainstorming a few ideas for getting his mojo back. He likes to be hated, but nothing he says outrages us anymore. he's like the drunk uncle at a wedding party who gets hammered and makes a fool of himself on the dance floor, then tries explaining his theory on why paperclips lie to him.

My suggestion: buy the black audi wagon and put stickers from the ........... in the windows. There needs to be something more devious, like crashing their annual picture, but it seems like it could be going somewhere.

he could make fun of small penises, that would piss off a few of you guys here :D

Does tabs have a p-car? Drive it like you want to get your mojo back!

He needs to find a new foe. The small penis crowd has lost.

tabs seems to need fresh meat.

hmmmm....

I'm going over to the water-cooler boards, and search for "God & Ferry died in 1973" :D

Tabs can hate Bush...

(Bush hates Bush-haters)

He could buy a WRX and drone on and on about how much better it is than a 911.

We could steal his truck this Sunday! I'd fly in for that.

I've GOT IT !

Since he really needs to revamp his creepy-factor . ..

He could start a business, promoting clothes for little boys. maybe tag on a Catholic outreach program. . . . for their self-esteem. :cool:

Tabs is only very mildly offensive compared to the some around here. I actually find his offensiveness to be rather cute in an annoying little brother sort of way. Plus he's intelligent and writes stuff that is worth reading unlike the other offensive folks around here. I think he'd have to do something way over the top to earn our hatred. How about if he does his best at the buffet followed by a couple fifths of his favorite alchohol, and then projectile vomiting all over Katrina refugees as they are running from Rita?

Umm. Actually that's not offensive enough. I would pay to see that. ;)

C'mon people THINK!

We need Offensive, Creepy, Mis-understood material here.

Mojo is on the line ! ;)

He could put a Honda engine in his 911...

Organize a food workers strike in LV so all the buffets close...

He could become subversive like us 944 guys...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/242149-whats-wrong-cover.html

z-man is soo busted :p

Then where would I eat????

and I could always hate the Bush haters.....but too many of you boyz have that market cornered.....Help I feel so lost without the R Gruppe and PWD to bash anymore.....

Gawd forbid a 944....thats like saying your Salsa is made in NYC....

Teflon Tabs -- nothing sticks to him.

Oh, there are some fine Mexican establishments in and around NYC, Tabs - you should fly over and try some! They will get your Mojo going!

-Z.

Most of Tabs' so-called offensive posts are actually incitations to "THINK" about what he really said.

Knowing that, you can gauge the people who are either too stupid to 'get it' and figure out what he said, or too lazy to bother, by the way they respond. Hell a couple years ago he jumped on one of my threads unprovoked and called me a prick. A few weeks ago we hung out in Vegas like old friends.

What has happened, is that either on our own or with a little help, we've all (with a couple of exceptions) figured him out and now appreciate his method of discourse. Call it, "Socratic Method from Hell" if you will...

It seems that while he enjoys being able to actually have rational discussions with a lot of us now, he misses the fun threads resulting from the outrage at his posts...apparently a man of Wealth and Taste cannot have his troll and eat it too...

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Hey Ted :D

"Don't knock it until you try it."

Put a Chevy 350 in the 911...

Give out free leaky cans of SuperBlue at the next .............. meeting, set them on their hoods?

SHUTUP Legion.... if people find out how much fun 944's are to drive there won't be enough for us to play with!
:D

How about if tabs starts posting while sitting nude in a vat of vanilla pudding?
Lime jello?
Mashed potato's?

I know...I've already convinced my friend to sell his 911E and get one... ;)

You 944 guys are tooooooooo kyewt!

Bush hates 944 guys.

Your assumption is that he doesn't.

So what's your point? Hasn't that been done? Oh yeah, that was for little girls....

Now you're just bein' smug since you look so good in shorts. :(

You think this is good?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1127430188.jpg

I'm now wondering just why I saved that pic [shudder] :)

he didn't send you some of his "other" pics? dude, you're missing out!

Do post.

Ok. So tabs doesn't have a p-car.

I'd like to, but Mark said they were only for Liberals.

I think it's his way of taunting us.

Bastard. :(

Oh to dream.

early S

non-running early S

It's still faster than Mul's 911. ;)

Okay how about this,
tabs as a rap star...
Lower the pickup... get some 22" gold spinners... a ninety seven thousand watt stereo.
Dress him all in black with some twenty carat diamond ear rings...

It could happen!