My Answer To Waynes Request
 

NO I WILL NOT WEAR A BIG BIRD SUIT AT THE UPCOMING PELICAN CONVENTION IN LAS VEGAS.....I don't car how much you said you would pay..........ahhhhh ummmmm how much did you say it was again?

Some women might think a Pelican is actually a stork...

...some might want to pursue you if they thought you were a stork...

I think all the liberals should dress as chickens and the conservatives as hawks.

:p

And neocons as chickenhawks.

Just don't wear those pink pants.

Do the Chickens have large talons

and small peckers

on their nose

Thats called a beak.

Bush hates people who dress up as big chickens.

Call it what you want my little peckernose...:D :D :D

I got a rooster that wanders my neighborhood.

That rooster would kick the crap out of any human wether he was dressed like a hawk or a chicken. Small pecker or large, dont matter to him. The talons on his legs are huge like maybe a little over an inch. they look very sharp too. I feed him corn from time to time. Then he wakes me up early. its a great arrangement. One of these days When I no longer want to awoken at 6:00 ayem, I will kill and eat him.

in the gay community, this has an entirely different meaning! :D

lol....that was funny

Then where can I get a chicken outfit?

Can we do a group buy on the chicken outfit?

Okay the lib's come dressed as chickens and the conserv's come dressed as Oscar the grouch.

Do we wear our guns under or over the chicken outfit?

SmileWavy

Bush may HATE everything but GAWD LOVES BUSH!!!

HOw else do U explain all the breaks he's gotten......Bushes friends couldn't have selected Gore and Kerry as oponents.....Gore and Kerry make Bush look like Einstein.....and if ANYBODY the least bit more competent ran against him, they woulda won....

Gaud doesn't love Bush... Gaud hates America!

GAWD does to LOVE Bush...

Nuh uh...

DOES TOOOOO!!!!!

Then why did his mommy drop him on his head?
Over and over again...

Because she tried everything else to knock some sense into him...and Gawd does LOve him because it didn't hurt him a bit....

Well, if we're in Floriduh, there is no issue with open carry. In Texas, you need to keep it under the suit, unless you're "Traveling".

Okay so what are the carry laws in Las Vegas?
Can I bring my 30 round clip for the AK?

If you're a criminal from California, you can...If you're a law-abiding citizen from CA, you can't. Dems da rulez!!

Just so I got this right,
If I was born here and have a job I can't carry a gun and I have to have a drivers licence, insurance, and registration to drive a car.

However if I am a rapper, drug dealer, or an illeagal alien none of those apply.

Now ya got it!!

What a sorry state of affairs...and it's such a pretty place to live...or was till all the rif raff moved in....CA Dreamin....

BTW I bought 3 HK clips for my Colt AR...and they is the snaze...