My Answer To Waynes Request

tabs · 09-22-2005, 10:59 PM

NO I WILL NOT WEAR A BIG BIRD SUIT AT THE UPCOMING PELICAN CONVENTION IN LAS VEGAS.....I don't car how much you said you would pay..........ahhhhh ummmmm how much did you say it was again?

competentone · 09-22-2005, 11:04 PM

Some women might think a Pelican is actually a stork...

...some might want to pursue you if they thought you were a stork...

Mulhollanddose · 09-23-2005, 12:14 AM

I think all the liberals should dress as chickens and the conservatives as hawks.

speeder · speeder's Garage

And neocons as chickenhawks.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 09-23-2005, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
I think all the liberals should dress as chickens and the conservatives as hawks.

Just don't wear those pink pants.

slakjaw · 09-23-2005, 04:33 AM

Do the Chickens have large talons

09-23-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by slakjaw
Do the Chickens have large talons

and small peckers

09-23-2005, 04:36 AM

on their nose

slakjaw · 09-23-2005, 04:54 AM

Thats called a beak.

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

Bush hates people who dress up as big chickens.

09-23-2005, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by slakjaw
Thats called a beak.

Call it what you want my little peckernose...

slakjaw · 09-23-2005, 06:27 AM

I got a rooster that wanders my neighborhood.

That rooster would kick the crap out of any human wether he was dressed like a hawk or a chicken. Small pecker or large, dont matter to him. The talons on his legs are huge like maybe a little over an inch. they look very sharp too. I feed him corn from time to time. Then he wakes me up early. its a great arrangement. One of these days When I no longer want to awoken at 6:00 ayem, I will kill and eat him.

vash · vash's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
I think all the liberals should dress as chickens and the conservatives as hawks.

in the gay community, this has an entirely different meaning!

Mulhollanddose · 09-23-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slakjaw
I got a rooster that wanders my neighborhood.

That rooster would kick the crap out of any human wether he was dressed like a hawk or a chicken. Small pecker or large, dont matter to him. The talons on his legs are huge like maybe a little over an inch. they look very sharp too. I feed him corn from time to time. Then he wakes me up early. its a great arrangement. One of these days When I no longer want to awoken at 6:00 ayem, I will kill and eat him.

lol....that was funny

scottmandue · 09-24-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by Z-man
Bush hates people who dress up as big chickens.

Then where can I get a chicken outfit?

scottmandue · 09-24-2005, 07:33 AM

Can we do a group buy on the chicken outfit?

scottmandue · 09-24-2005, 07:34 AM

Okay the lib's come dressed as chickens and the conserv's come dressed as Oscar the grouch.

scottmandue · 09-24-2005, 07:35 AM

Do we wear our guns under or over the chicken outfit?

tabs · 09-24-2005, 08:10 AM

Bush may HATE everything but GAWD LOVES BUSH!!!

HOw else do U explain all the breaks he's gotten......Bushes friends couldn't have selected Gore and Kerry as oponents.....Gore and Kerry make Bush look like Einstein.....and if ANYBODY the least bit more competent ran against him, they woulda won....

scottmandue · 09-24-2005, 08:27 AM

Gaud doesn't love Bush... Gaud hates America!