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Too big to fail
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?".
The girl said, "NO!". And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. The End.
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09-23-2005, 08:09 AM
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Yet he always wondered...'what if?'...
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09-23-2005, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
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No he didn't.
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09-23-2005, 08:15 AM
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Where is that wrench?
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Irvine, CA
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I'm married, and I fart whenever I want.
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09-23-2005, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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If the guy wants to live happily ever after, find a girl walking down a street, buy her a car, house and so on. She will be very happy and probably take care of the guy a lot more than if they got married.
Several of us have gotten married and did the above. It did not work out so well. JoeA
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09-23-2005, 08:19 AM
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Where is that wrench?
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Location: Irvine, CA
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Pretty much everything else is extremely limited.....
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09-23-2005, 08:20 AM
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I'm married, my wife farts whenever she wants.
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09-23-2005, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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We have contests.
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09-23-2005, 10:15 AM
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She wins.
just kidding, lest I get my ass kicked!
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09-23-2005, 10:19 AM
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"Quick, stick your head under the covers!"
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Why do things that happen to white trash always happen to me? Got nachos? |
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09-23-2005, 12:10 PM
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1972 Porsche 911T 2.4
